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i thought you might get a kick out of this, maybe you have seen it before, i hope not.

Purina Dog Food

The next time someone asks you a dumb question
wouldn't you like to respond like this?.....

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to
check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm
retired with little to do, on impulse, I told her that
no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the
Purina Diet again.

I continued..... I probably shouldn't, because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but I lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load
your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry and that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try
it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my

Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's butt and a car hit us both. I thought the
guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he
was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore.
post #2 of 6
I like that!
post #3 of 6
Originally Posted by SillyJilly View Post
I like that!
yeh, i do aswel
post #4 of 6
post #5 of 6
too funny! I love stories like that because they are harmless jokes played on people.
post #6 of 6
That is so funny!
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