> The Mother in Law
>
> I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over
> a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents
> helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
> and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
> indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
> career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
> sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
> One day she called me and asked me to come over to
> check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
> alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be
> married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome. So before I
> got married and commited my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love
> to me just once..
> What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
> say a word.
> So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
> up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her
> delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
> I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
> and
> went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her
> husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
> said, we are
> very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have
> asked for a better man for ourdaughter. Welcome to the family.
> Moral of the story?
> .
> ...
> ....
> .....
> ......
> ......
> .....
> ....
> ...
> ..
> .
> "Always keep your condoms in the car."
>
> I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over
> a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents
> helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,
> and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
> indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a
> career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and
> sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
> One day she called me and asked me to come over to
> check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was
> alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be
> married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome. So before I
> got married and commited my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love
> to me just once..
> What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
> say a word.
> So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
> up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her
> delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
> I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
> and
> went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her
> husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
> said, we are
> very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have
> asked for a better man for ourdaughter. Welcome to the family.
> Moral of the story?
> .
> ...
> ....
> .....
> ......
> ......
> .....
> ....
> ...
> ..
> .
> "Always keep your condoms in the car."
