Oh here goes~
When I was in 2nd grade, I was late for school, there was a mass of stairs you had to climb and since everyone else had gotten their earlier, they got the stairs wet with the snow. So while I was climbing up them I fell down and broke my butt. Then in 4th grade, someone at the skating ring came up to me and started talking to me, someone got behind me and the guy that was talking to me pushed me over the other guy. I broke my ankle, but refused to let it get the better of me, so I rollerskated on it anyway! I kept falling down and hurting myself worse. When I finally went home it was so swollen, went to the dr, they told me it was badly broke but too swollen to cast!
The in highschool gymnastics I broke my wrist doing a backhand spring! Then I broke my fingers doing a FRONT handspring! I tore all the tendons and ligamints in the thighs/groin area while doing the splits in volleyball!
Then at my aunts funeral, I was trying to sneak out because my car was not in line, so while they were praying I was sneaking down the stairs, my shoe tipped sideways, I fell, broke my tailbone AGAIN, and miscarried all at the same time! With a ton of people watching me! But since I had to go to the cemetary I ignored my tailbone and went anyway, I couldn't walk in those shoes anymore because it hurt so bad, so I went barefoot, and tripped in a hole and broke my ankle again! Later on that same day I misscarried. Happy april fools day huh???