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post #1 of 10
Thread Starter 
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson &
Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will
not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now,
carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become
chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins Take out the literature from
the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there
is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested
and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I
am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department
at Johnson &
Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS
post #2 of 10
Thats funny....and kind of gross.
post #3 of 10
Thread Starter 
like i said before, and will say again. i have a very wierd sence of humor, lol. sorry if it was gross!
post #4 of 10
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Originally Posted by blondrebel76 View Post
like i said before, and will say again. i have a very wierd sence of humor, lol. sorry if it was gross!
So do I. I found it funny just the one sentence gross.

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested
and then sanitized "
post #5 of 10
that was great!!!
post #6 of 10
Awesome! I'm glad I don't have that job.
post #7 of 10
Hilarius!!
post #8 of 10
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!! Love it! Makes me love my job even more!
post #9 of 10
haha! that's sooo funny

post #10 of 10
Remind me to say a quick thank-you to my boss when I get in today
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