John frequently talks in his sleep but it's usually gibberish. Last night he went to sleep before I did... I wasn't very tired, so I sat in the bed with the laptop while he slept. Somewhere around one a.m. he threw one arm in the air and yelled "LOOK!!!", I said "What am I looking at?". He said "They're gonna break your parrots off!". I said, "parrots? what parrots?". Then (arm still in the air), he yells really fast "Parrots, paper, furniture, mystery, husband!"... then put his arm down and was snoring again.
At this point I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt. He of course doesn't remember a thing.