I had the biggest laugh last night

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John frequently talks in his sleep but it's usually gibberish. Last night he went to sleep before I did... I wasn't very tired, so I sat in the bed with the laptop while he slept. Somewhere around one a.m. he threw one arm in the air and yelled "LOOK!!!", I said "What am I looking at?". He said "They're gonna break your parrots off!". I said, "parrots? what parrots?". Then (arm still in the air), he yells really fast "Parrots, paper, furniture, mystery, husband!"... then put his arm down and was snoring again.

At this point I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt. He of course doesn't remember a thing.
 

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Omg I am cracking up at my desk!! How do you break parrots off?? LOL, must have been a crazy dream!
 

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Oh my gosh, that reminds me of my ex!!! One time he sat straight up in bed and said "My birthday? 3-16-76" and laid right back down


The best ever was the night he said Buuuuuud-weiiiiiiiiiiii-seeeeeeeeeeer
 

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I will interpret the dream for you:
Parrots break your heart when they fly off. Parrots, come back! I put fresh paper in your cage. You can even chew on my wood furniture. Where you have gone is a mystery to me. Please come back! I loved talking to you and now I have to talk to my husband.
 

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Oh my gosh, Butzie, you completely cracked me up -- I laughed so loud my mother came out of her room to find out what the joke was!
 

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My boyfriend talks in his sleep alll the time, I bust out laughing everytime! He usually talks about cars, the other night he was mumbling about fenders
 

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I literally laughed out loud. Rob's talked coherently in his sleep a few times. Once he said "A Honda's engine rotates backwards". I was sleeping, woke up and was like "what the heck did you say?!" And he repeated it then started snoring. Asked him about it in the morning and he told me he learned it earlier that day, and cant believe he was telling me about it in his SLEEP.

A few other times we've had strange conversations while he's sleeping and I'm awake.
 

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That's funny.
I've heard my DH say some crazy stuff in his sleep. You just wonder, where in the world did that come from?
 

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Hahahahahahaha! I just burst out into peals of laughter!! Reminds me of Jess.... she says some totally loopy things. She and I have had actual conversations while she's sleeping and I'm awake... it'll start out being coherent, and I'll think she's awake... but then she'll say something totally off the wall, and I'll realize she's asleep
 

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Originally Posted by butzie

I will interpret the dream for you:
Parrots break your heart when they fly off. Parrots, come back! I put fresh paper in your cage. You can even chew on my wood furniture. Where you have gone is a mystery to me. Please come back! I loved talking to you and now I have to talk to my husband.
Now THAT is funny!



~KK~
 

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lol that is funny.
when i was younger my sister would sometimes sing in her sleep, she has always had a nack at learning to speak languages, during college she was taking russian that summer i stayed with her, several times she would be sleeping on the couch and just start talking in russian.

lol i have no idea what she was saying
 

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I had a two college roommates that would do weird stuff. My first one shot up in a sitting position and stared at me. She woke up a few seconds later. That one scared me but we had a good laugh over it. My 2nd roommate was talking about parking her car in a different lot. I tried asking her questions but after the 2nd one she woke up wondering why I was talking to her. LoL
 
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