Subject: Tech Support: How To Install Love
Subject: INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support: Yes Ma'am...how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What
do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
you Heart ma'am?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is
it okay to install love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past/Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past/Hurt from
your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called
High Self Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love program is
set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down Self Acceptance; then click on the
following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge
your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile
is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and
running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure
to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: I promise to do that. By the way, what's your name?
Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the
Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an
annual check-up to stay heart healthy; but the manufacturer (ME)
suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.
LoveAlways.
Subject: INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support: Yes Ma'am...how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install
Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What
do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located
you Heart ma'am?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is
it okay to install love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past/Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past/Hurt from
your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called
High Self Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and
Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and
Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that
normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to
get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error -
program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love program is
set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down Self Acceptance; then click on the
following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge
your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile
is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and
running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure
to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in
turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: I promise to do that. By the way, what's your name?
Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the
Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an
annual check-up to stay heart healthy; but the manufacturer (ME)
suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.
LoveAlways.
