> > A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these
> > > are actual comments
> > > made by his patients
> > > while he was performing colonoscopies:
> > >
> > > 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no
> > > man has gone
> > > before."
> > >
> > > 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
> > >
> > > 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
> > >
> > > 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
> > >
> > > 5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying
> > > that my head is not,
> > > in fact, up there?"
> > >
> > > 6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally
> > > married."
> > >
> > > 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
> > >
> > > 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left
> > > hand out. You do the
> > > Hokey Pokey...."
> > >
> > > 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
> > >
> > > `10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
> > >
> > > 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
> > >
> > > 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
> > > you?"
> >
> >
> > > are actual comments
> > > made by his patients
> > > while he was performing colonoscopies:
> > >
> > > 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no
> > > man has gone
> > > before."
> > >
> > > 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
> > >
> > > 3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
> > >
> > > 4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
> > >
> > > 5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying
> > > that my head is not,
> > > in fact, up there?"
> > >
> > > 6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally
> > > married."
> > >
> > > 7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
> > >
> > > 8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left
> > > hand out. You do the
> > > Hokey Pokey...."
> > >
> > > 9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
> > >
> > > `10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
> > >
> > > 11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
> > >
> > > 12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
> > > you?"
> >
> >