OMG, get a belt

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I was leaving the gas station and this guy was bending over to put air in his tire. He didn't have a small case of plumbers crack, he had a full moon going on.
He had to realize it too because it's cold outside. It was really, really gross.
 

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Oh eww! My team leader lets her crack show whenever she bends over - she always wears ultra low pants and she isn't exactly slim.
 

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Those people serve a very important purpose....they are a reminder to all of us how valuable a belt is!

My fav is the guy who sags his pants down below his butt - while wearing holey old tighty whiteys
 
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I told my DH about it and he said. "Did you say anything?" I said, " Oh right honey, I'm gonna roll down my window and holler Hey your whole bum's hanging out." Yeah right.
 
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I didn't look that closely.
I just don't get how he couldn't know. If my butt got cold I sure would wonder why.
 

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He could be proud of it and just showing it off to the world..."hey look y'all, don't I just have the nicest butt ya ever saw?"
 

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Sometimes it's hilarious.
I work with a shop full of men & have to get an eyeful everynow & then..I usually say "crack kills" as I'm walking by, & just giggle.
Years ago I worked at a body shop that would call this one guy in to do heavy sandblasting. He would be out back covered up in his hood & his flannel long sleeved shirt, leaning over sandblasting like a madman with major exposed buttcrack! You would think he could feel the sand going down his butt, lord knows it gets into everything else!
 

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Originally Posted by Kiwideus

Oh eww! My team leader lets her crack show whenever she bends over - she always wears ultra low pants and she isn't exactly slim.
I don't like looking at anyone's crack ... slim or fat


I always wonder how the guys don't feel it all hanging out? I would notice if half my hiney was shining
 

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Originally Posted by Kiwideus

Oh eww! My team leader lets her crack show whenever she bends over - she always wears ultra low pants and she isn't exactly slim.
If the cheeks and such are 'overflowing' then that is what's called (at least here in the US now) a Muffintop. I always want to walk up to those 'women' and tell them to buy jeans/pants that actually fit, not what they WISH they could fit. It's disgusting.


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Originally Posted by RubSluts'Mommy

If the cheeks and such are 'overflowing' then that is what's called (at least here in the US now) a Muffintop. I always want to walk up to those 'women' and tell them to buy jeans/pants that actually fit, not what they WISH they could fit. It's disgusting.


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Tell the men, too!

Although, I don't think fat is disgusting
I just don't wanna see da crack!
 

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Originally Posted by RubSluts'Mommy

If the cheeks and such are 'overflowing' then that is what's called (at least here in the US now) a Muffintop. I always want to walk up to those 'women' and tell them to buy jeans/pants that actually fit, not what they WISH they could fit. It's disgusting.


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That is a standing joke between me and a friend at work - every time this team leader wears those ultra low pants, we laugh. She also wears white pants and lets just say, if you aren't skinny, you shouldn't wear them!
 
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