A soldier's Christmas carol

stacyd1987

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Something I came up with while I was in the shower, lol! Anyways, this is a Christmas carol from the eyes of a soldier overseas. Hope you like it!


On the first day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
A whole bag of beef jerky!

On the second day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the third day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Six rolls of duct tape
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Seven tubs of drink mix
Six rolls of duct tape
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Eight packs of baby wipes
Seven tubs of drink mix
Six rolls of duct tape
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Nine bottles of sunscreen
Eight packs of baby wipes
Seven tubs of drink mix
Six rolls of duct tape
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Ten tubs of foot powder
Nine bottles of sunscreen
Eight packs of baby wipes
Seven tubs of drink mix
Six rolls of duct tape
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Eleven packs of batteries
Ten tubs of foot powder
Nine bottles of sunscreen
Eight packs of baby wipes
Seven tubs of drink mix
Six rolls of duct tape
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my spouse sent to me...
Twelve bags of cookies
Eleven packs of batteries
Ten tubs of foot powder
Nine bottles of sunscreen
Eight packs of baby wipes
Seven tubs of drink mix
Six rolls of duct tape
Five bars of soap!
Four calling cards
Three notepads
Two home photos
And a whole bag of beef jerky!
 
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