I believe this was posted sometime last year, but thought it would be fun again for all of our new members. My new name is Loopy Gigglehead.
Think about it! Children laugh 146 times a day, and adults laugh only four times a day. No wonder we're so unhappy. Sometimes, when you have a stressful day or week, for example, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
For example, George Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. (and Jean Chretien's is Poopsie Waffle-Tush!)
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>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>
> a = poopsie
>
> b = lumpy
>
> c = buttercup
>
> d = gidget
>
> e = crusty
>
> f = greasy
>
> g = fluffy
>
> h = cheeseball
>
> i = chim-chim
>
> j = stinky
>
> k = flunky
>
> l = boobie
>
> m = pinky
>
> n = zippy
>
> o = goober
>
> p = doofus
>
> q = slimy
>
> r = loopy
>
> s = snotty
>
> t = silly
>
> u = dorkey
>
> v = squeezit
>
> w = oprah
>
> x = skipper
>
> y = dinky
>
> z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
> of your
> New last name:
>
> a = apple
>
> b = toilet
>
> c = giggle
>
> d = burger
>
> e = girdle
>
> f = barf
>
> g = lizard
>
> h = waffle
>
> i = cootie
>
> j = monkey
>
> k = potty
>
> l = liver
>
> m = banana
>
> n = rhino
>
> o = bubble
>
> p = hamster
>
> q = toad
>
> r = gizzard
>
> s = pizza
>
> t = gerbil
>
> u = chicken
>
> v = pickle
>
> w = chuckle
>
> x = tofu
>
> y = gorilla
>
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
> of your
> New last name:
>
> a = head
>
> b = mouth
>
> c = face
>
> d = nose
>
> e = tush
>
> f = breath
>
> g = pants
>
> h = shorts
>
> i = lips
>
> j = honker
>
> k = butt
>
> l = brain
>
> m = tushie
>
> n = chunks
>
> o = hiney
>
> p = biscuits
>
> q = toes
>
> r = buns
>
> s = fanny
>
> t = sniffer
>
> u = sprinkles
>
> v = kisser
>
> w = squirt
>
> x = humperdinck
>
> y = brains
>
> z = juice
>
Think about it! Children laugh 146 times a day, and adults laugh only four times a day. No wonder we're so unhappy. Sometimes, when you have a stressful day or week, for example, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
For example, George Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. (and Jean Chretien's is Poopsie Waffle-Tush!)
>
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>
> a = poopsie
>
> b = lumpy
>
> c = buttercup
>
> d = gidget
>
> e = crusty
>
> f = greasy
>
> g = fluffy
>
> h = cheeseball
>
> i = chim-chim
>
> j = stinky
>
> k = flunky
>
> l = boobie
>
> m = pinky
>
> n = zippy
>
> o = goober
>
> p = doofus
>
> q = slimy
>
> r = loopy
>
> s = snotty
>
> t = silly
>
> u = dorkey
>
> v = squeezit
>
> w = oprah
>
> x = skipper
>
> y = dinky
>
> z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
> of your
> New last name:
>
> a = apple
>
> b = toilet
>
> c = giggle
>
> d = burger
>
> e = girdle
>
> f = barf
>
> g = lizard
>
> h = waffle
>
> i = cootie
>
> j = monkey
>
> k = potty
>
> l = liver
>
> m = banana
>
> n = rhino
>
> o = bubble
>
> p = hamster
>
> q = toad
>
> r = gizzard
>
> s = pizza
>
> t = gerbil
>
> u = chicken
>
> v = pickle
>
> w = chuckle
>
> x = tofu
>
> y = gorilla
>
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
> of your
> New last name:
>
> a = head
>
> b = mouth
>
> c = face
>
> d = nose
>
> e = tush
>
> f = breath
>
> g = pants
>
> h = shorts
>
> i = lips
>
> j = honker
>
> k = butt
>
> l = brain
>
> m = tushie
>
> n = chunks
>
> o = hiney
>
> p = biscuits
>
> q = toes
>
> r = buns
>
> s = fanny
>
> t = sniffer
>
> u = sprinkles
>
> v = kisser
>
> w = squirt
>
> x = humperdinck
>
> y = brains
>
> z = juice
>
