Christmas Joke (women)

lunasmom

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa ' s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.



Merry Christmas
 

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This just made my day! I can't stop laughing
And Vixen is in charge of directions and she doesn't hesitate to ask for them, unlike Rudolph!
 

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Originally Posted by lunasmom

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa ' s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.



Merry Christmas
but you forgot the real point?
which is the males are to smart to get tricked into doing it
plus they get a night away from the girls
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98

but you forgot the real point?
which is the males are to smart to get tricked into doing it
plus they get a night away from the girls
I've met some guys that it would be worth pulling the fat guy around all night just to get a night away from one of those fellows.


Good Joke - needed a laugh today.
 
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Originally Posted by theimp98

but you forgot the real point?
which is the males are to smart to get tricked into doing it
plus they get a night away from the girls
You boys wouldn't have made it pass the first bar if that were the case

 

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Originally Posted by lunasmom

You boys wouldn't have made it pass the first bar if that were the case

True, i would have said just leave me at the first coffee shop or game room, or book store
 
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