And you thought you were losing it?

hissy

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An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. "A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."
 

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OMG thats funny, but probably not funny for her. Is it a true story? That poor woman!
 

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Jeez..I bet that woman probably shouldn't be driving in the first place! It is kinda funny though...poor woman! Thanks for giving me a chuckle tonight MA!
 

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Sounds like some of the drivers, here.

A few years back, an old lady rear-ended a parked fire truck. The truck was at an accident scene - big, shiny red truck, lots of chrome, lights flashing. She ran over 30 feet of flares, behind the truck and SMACK!! She stated that she was so mesmerized, by the pretty flashing lights, she didn't see the fire truck!

Good thing, that she wasn't on the Las Vegas Strip!
 
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