No, I've never used a bidet. They aren't that common, in this country. The only place that I've ever seen one, was at a hardware store.
Prior to my LASIK surgery, my eyesight was worse than 20/400. I couldn't see the big "E" on the eye chart. Now, I'm 20/20, in my left eye and 20/25, in the right. Together, I'm 20/20. Took about 5 minutes, for each eye and I never felt a thing.
Do you do your own nails or get manicures?