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Love poems??

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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic
first line but least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
post #2 of 6

I hope no one sends these to the Feline Valentines!!!

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post #4 of 6
Just saw this....... I have to admit....it made me laugh!
post #5 of 6
I needed a laugh too!
post #6 of 6
That's bloddy funny! My hubby's at work right now dealing with the drunks and those really helped him keep a smile on his face!

Thanks Brenda!
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