Christmas songs

rescuecatsrule

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Choose a Christmas song and change the title of it so it's as if a cat is singing it.

Here's my contribution (as an example)

Deck the halls with purrs of holly (Deck the halls with boughs of holly)
 

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You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Paws is coming to town
 

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These are great!

One the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve ping pongs spinning
Eleven real-fur mice
Ten bags of catnip
Nine bowls of wet food
Eight laser light pens
Seven
Six strings a swinging
FIIIIIVVVVE MIIIIILLLK RINGS
Four birds in the window
Three squirrels a running
Two real bugs
A way for me to climb the tree...
 

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These songs will all have to be changed since we aren't going to be able to say "Christmas" if we want to be politically correct.

Even now, we may be offending someone with this thread.
 

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Best we shut the whole internet down then cos Christmas appears more than once if you do a search for it
 

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Originally Posted by u8myufo

Best we shut the whole internet down then cos Christmas appears more than once if you do a search for it
Oh, it's not just the internet we'll have to shut down - it's
everything.
 

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Originally Posted by Trouts mom



"Come, they told Trout Pa rum pa pum pum"

OMG! I love it!
You always crack me up




A-hem.

Hark! the hungry Kitty sings.
''You must feed me many things".
Start with chicken in my dish.
Then I want a whole boiled fish.
Dont forget to change my water,
coz you know you really ought`a...

Yes, well. Kitty wrote it not me, and he was distracted by some more food so it`s not finished.
 

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Originally Posted by Jaffacake

A-hem.

Hark! the hungry Kitty sings.
''You must feed me many things".
Start with chicken in my dish.
Then I want a whole boiled fish.
Dont forget to change my water,
coz you know you really ought`a...

Yes, well. Kitty wrote it not me, and he was distracted by some more food so it`s not finished.
Nice one!
 

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Well I wish it could be Christmas every daaaaayy,
When the nice roast turkey and catnip comes my waay,
I wish it could be Christmas, every daaaaay,
So let the purrs ring out for christmas!

LOL
 

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Continued....
Hark! the hungry Kitty sings.
''You must feed me many things".

See that turkey I want a slice
Dont forget the choclate mice.
A brand new brush for my coat of silk
Remember leave me, I mean Santa
a glass of milk


Hark! the hungry Kitty sings.
''You must feed me many things".
 

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The Catmas Song....


Cat treats warming on an open fire
Da bird tickel-ing your nose
Can openers being used by the squire
And meowmys dressed up like they're froze......

Every tabby knows some tuna and cheese
Help to make the meal taste right
Tiny kittens with their collars tied in a bow
Will find it easy to charm their way into treats tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of mice and yarn on his sleigh
And every Meowmy's furbaby is gonna try
To see if catnip reindeer really know how to get 'em "high"

And so I'm offering this simple song
To furkids from 1 to lives of 9
Although its been mewed all year long,
Meowy Catmas! Meowy Catmas! Meowy Catmas to mine!!!
 

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Silver Bells, Silver Bells, it's Christmas time for the Kitty!
Hear them ring, ring-a-ling, Soon it will be Kitty's Day!
 

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O Catmas Tree

O Catmas Tree,
O Catmas Tree,
I want to climb
your branches!

O Catmas Tree,
O Catmas Tree,
I want to climb
your branches!

I want to climb
up to the top
And watch the balls
drop and pop

O Catmas Tree,
O Catmas Tree,
I want to climb
your branches!
 
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