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post #601 of 624
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where's colby?

post #602 of 624
On the way home from a business trip in Miami. What's the matter, my company not uninteresting enough?
post #603 of 624
I didn't realize you had been sick Deb...I hope you are feeling better!

Hi Blue!
post #604 of 624
Just a nasty head cold, really. Enough to feel crappy, yet not quite enough to justify staying home from work.......
post #605 of 624
Hey! I've been boring for 4001 posts!
post #606 of 624
oops, 4002
post #607 of 624
I mean 4003....well, you get the picture...
post #608 of 624
Thread Starter 
Originally posted by Deb25
On the way home from a business trip in Miami. What's the matter, my company not uninteresting enough?
geez, touchy, touchy !

happy 4000 !!!! posts!

post #609 of 624
4000 posts!!! You go girl!!! I still want to see a pic of you dressed up as a raisen!!!
post #610 of 624
I'll see what I can dig up. I know cameras were flashing. The basic get-up was black pants and shirt, a black trash bag stuffed with newspaper, and those huge novelty sunglasses.
post #611 of 624
Sounds cute!
post #612 of 624
Cute, like a baby kitten, or cute, like an idiot? Because it definitely was the latter. :laughing:
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post #614 of 624
i am so bored.
post #615 of 624
A Brief History Of Medicine
I have an earache.

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2003 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
post #616 of 624
A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
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A Nutty Game
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, ''Up nuts!''

And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, ''Down nuts!'' And they all sat.

After a home run he yelled, ''Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers.

Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.

When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.

The assistant replied, ''Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ''PEANUTS!''
post #618 of 624
Brain Transplant
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, ''Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.''

''Well, how much does a brain cost?'' asked the relatives.

''For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,'' replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, ''Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?''

''Standard pricing practice,'' said the doctor. ''Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.''
post #619 of 624
Thread Starter 
someone should say something interesting.

post #620 of 624
something interesting.

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post #622 of 624
you can't see me, but i can see you...
post #623 of 624
just a game our cats like to play...
post #624 of 624
Have you been watching Eye See You Jan?

ouch, penka decided to use my butt as a scratching post! Dang that hurts!
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