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First Male Blond Joke!!! Too Funny

post #1 of 13
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An Irishman, a Mexican, and a blond guy were at their construction job. The lunch bell rings and they sit down to lunch. The Irishman opens his lunch pail and says "Corned Beef again!!! If I get one more corned beef sandwich I will jump off this building!" The Mexican opens his lunch pail and finds a taco. The Mexican yells "Tacos again!!!! If I get another taco I'm jumping with you!" Then the blond guy opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich he says, "Bologna AGAIN!!! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping with the two of you!

The next day the three men open their lunch pails. The Irishman looks in his pail and sees a corned beef sandwich and jumps off the building to his death. Then the Mexican opens his pail and to his horror a taco sits waiting for him, he too jumps off the building to his death. By this time the blond starts to worry. He opens his pail and sees a bologna sandwich! He jumps to his death as well.

A few days later a feneral was held for the three men. The Irish wife says "If only I would have known he didn't enjoy corned beef!" The Mexican wife shakes her head and sobs "I thought he loved tacos Why didn't he tell me!!!!" Then everyone looks at the blond's wife......"What? Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch!"


post #2 of 13
Never heard a male blonde joke! Thanks for sharing that, its so funny!
Love the part...Everyone looks at the blondes wife, "What? Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."
post #3 of 13
That's too cute.
post #4 of 13
That's great!! haha
post #5 of 13
that was great!!! too funny!!!
post #6 of 13
Yeah I heard that one before except it was the Irish guy who made his own sandwiches.......
post #7 of 13
I love blonde jokes
post #8 of 13
Had to email to my blonde friends!!
post #9 of 13
yep I love a good blond joke and i needed a laugh cheers
post #10 of 13
LOL I've heard that one before, but it still makes me laugh!
post #11 of 13
Ahhh, very funny - and on it's way to many friends!
post #12 of 13
Too funny!
post #13 of 13
I've seen that one before, too! But it's still funny.

Okay - I know I'll get into trouble for this one, but....

Why are all dumb-blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can understand them!

Sorry, guys! I couldn't resist!

~KK~
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