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lol i got a chance to use this.

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
some of you may remember the joke about carpet cleaning company calling,
and the person asking if they could get blood out.. well i did that today.

me: hello
them: hello sir we are the ace carpet cleaning company(i just made the name up here) we are are have a special this month

now granted i would normaly h ave already hung up. but i had time.
so i break in
me: yea yea what ever look how good are you at getting blood out.
them:yes sir we can do that.
me: i mean lots of blood, and can you come today, in about 3 hours.
them. errr, sir ?
me: look i need you to remove alot of blood, and maybe get some off of a table or 2.
i will pay you double the normal rate.
them: thank you sir we will call back at another time.
click
i always wanted to do that,
its been a good day
post #2 of 19
You didn't!!! OMG, I can just imagine what that guy told his supervisor. No cops have shown up, right??
post #3 of 19
You're a knot head Bruce! !
post #4 of 19
Thread Starter 
i bored, waiting for the ohio state game to start, lol
and nope no cop calls or anyone stopping buy haha.
post #5 of 19
Well better keep an eye out for strange cars driving slowly by!
post #6 of 19
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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles View Post
Well better keep an eye out for strange cars driving slowly by!
no kidding! I can't believe you did that! It's stories like these that make me wish I had a land line again!
post #7 of 19
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Originally Posted by white cat lover View Post
You're a knot head Bruce! !
and whats a knot head
post #8 of 19
That rocks!!!
post #9 of 19
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
and whats a knot head
Look in the mirror!
post #10 of 19
Too funny! You should have taped it and put it on YouTube like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8
post #11 of 19
Thread Starter 
hha, that is where i got the idea from
post #12 of 19
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Originally Posted by Natalie_ca View Post
Too funny! You should have taped it and put it on YouTube like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8
I LOVE that one
post #13 of 19
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Originally Posted by Natalie_ca View Post
Too funny! You should have taped it and put it on YouTube like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8
I had never seen that one
post #14 of 19
Bruce!!





bleach is alot cheaper..
post #15 of 19
Bruce you crack me up!!!
post #16 of 19
You are wicked. I'm kind of surprised they didn't send someone over.
post #17 of 19
Bruce your terrible, but that was so funny! You can just imagine the conversation in the office, and i bet he was on to all his friends and family as well telling them
post #18 of 19
I love messing with telemarketers or people that just insist they do not have the wrong number.
I got a new number that had belonged to a guy named Earl that was apparently very popular with the ladies. I got cursed out several times a day by some woman that swore she was his GF and I was going with him behind her back. I finally started telling them that Earl had passed away and the funeral would be at X time, on X day at the funeral home down the street that would always park me in my driveway so they didn't have to go to the bother of lining up the cars in the street.
I watched on that day, and there must have been a hundred women showed up for Earl's funeral. It was hilarious. I wish I could have heard what was being said in the gathering on the lawn outside the funeral home. There was no other funerals going on that day, so it did not disturb any real mourners.
post #19 of 19
Bruce you rock!
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