GAME: If I Was A Cat

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible!

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like
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If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like a cork from a wine bottle and a 15 pound bag of catnip.

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like a cork from a wine bottle and a 15 pound bag of catnip. But that cork got so totally boring and I have so totally outgrown catnip that I went to my pet's computer and

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like a cork from a wine bottle and a 15 pound bag of catnip. But that cork got so totally boring and I have so totally outgrown catnip that I went to my pet's computer and I search for some words in spanish in order to my owners brings at home to a bottle of TEQUILA and they say "Ay Caramba"....last night

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like a cork from a wine bottle and a 15 pound bag of catnip. But that cork got so totally boring and I have so totally outgrown catnip that I went to my pet's computer and I search for some words in spanish in order to my owners brings at home to a bottle of TEQUILA and they say "Ay Caramba"....last night I remember dreaming about coyotes and snakes. I was able to conquer the snake but when it came to the coyote I

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like a cork from a wine bottle and a 15 pound bag of catnip. But that cork got so totally boring and I have so totally outgrown catnip that I went to my pet's computer and I search for some words in spanish in order to my owners brings at home to a bottle of TEQUILA and they say "Ay Caramba"....last night I remember dreaming about coyotes and snakes. I was able to conquer the snake but when it came to the coyote I jumped when it howled, so I woke up! Later on I decided to

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like a cork from a wine bottle and a 15 pound bag of catnip. But that cork got so totally boring and I have so totally outgrown catnip that I went to my pet's computer and I search for some words in spanish in order to my owners brings at home to a bottle of TEQUILA and they say "Ay Caramba"....last night I remember dreaming about coyotes and snakes. I was able to conquer the snake but when it came to the coyote I jumped when it howled, so I woke up! Later on I decided to jump on Mummy and knead her leg. Then I decided to go to

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible! Some of these critters from the deep blue sea (wherever that is!) were starfish, tuna, and seahorses. He also showed me a huuuuge gem that he'd found in the bottom of the water. It was big and purple and all sparkly! I was mesmorised!!! Suddenly the gem cracked open, and out popped a little mouse!!!! I chased it all around the yard but got tired of running so I came back inside and snuggled up by the fire for 3 hours! (what!? a cat needs her beauty sleep!) Later on I decided to jump up on the kitchen table. I found all kinds of things up there. Stuff like a cork from a wine bottle and a 15 pound bag of catnip. But that cork got so totally boring and I have so totally outgrown catnip that I went to my pet's computer and I search for some words in spanish in order to my owners brings at home to a bottle of TEQUILA and they say "Ay Caramba"....last night I remember dreaming about coyotes and snakes. I was able to conquer the snake but when it came to the coyote I jumped when it howled, so I woke up! Later on I decided to jump on Mummy and knead her leg. Then I decided to go off to the garden to bird watch when suddenly I hear