GAME: If I Was A Cat

The object of the game is to say the next thing you would do if you were a cat, repeating what people have said above you.
Start the sentence with If I was a cat I would...

If I was a cat I would find a warm place to sleep for the night.

How to play

You copy the sentence the person above you has typed and add on to the end what you would do. The object of the game is to get the ist as lonfg as possible without getting anything wrong.

If I was a cat I would find a warm place to sleep for the night, then I would roll over and beg for a tummy - tickle!

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickly, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed,

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna!!

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on...

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on...but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse,

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse,

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat.

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat.
Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat.
Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat.
Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained

f I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat.
Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules.

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box I fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box I fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head.

If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was a

(sorry I meant to put box OF fish lol - please don't copy this part lol)