If I was a cat I'd find a warm place to sleep at night, and then roll over for a tummy-tickle, of course I was only kidding about the tummy-tickle, so I'd pretend bite meowly and jump off the bed, then go eat some yummmmmmy tuna, then I discover a toy waiting to be pounced on, but only after I had a go at my new catnip mouse, then I pranced around the house happily with my mouse, but suddenly I saw something scary that caught my eye! It was a happy, fat, old partially sighted dog who was wearing wellington boots and a yellow hat. Then Id run hysterically up the stairs because theres a loud knock on the door. My meowmy answered it as I nosily watched from the top step. At the door was a package that will need investigating when mommy brings it in. After sniffing it out I discovered that it contained broken fish capsules. Mmm, fish! I start trying to tear it open with my fangs and claws. That box is no match for me!
After that yummy box of fish I ventured into the outside world. Outside there was a green bird that was trying to talk to me.... I think the fish has gone to my head. I shook my head and it wasn't a bird at all! It was an iguana, who'd just come back from the Bahamas to show me all the sparkly sea critters he made friends with along the beach..mm, i wonder if any of them are edible!