Let me walk you through what would happen to that thing at my house.
After I spend the outrageous sum of money to own that thing I'd bring it home. Now, the boys would be curious because anything in a big box is going to be fun. After opening it and doing the "Ta Da! It's an expensive new toy." They'd just look at me. 8-Bit would be hopping in and out of the box it came in and Scratch would be giving it a nervous look. Dr Claw would sniff it and then go take a nap. It would sit in the living room for months begging questions like, "Oh, that's weird, why did you buy that," and "You spent how much on your cats?"
After I've put cat nip all over it, bated it with toys, and given it every possible chance I'd think about donating it to a local shelter. The moment I'd make the call to take it away a furry fight would break out and 8-Bit would be sitting on top of it saying to me, "Meowmy! This is SO cool!"
That's why I'd never buy one.