Day's to Remember

February is a short month,but it has lots of holidays.Be sure to mark these on your calendar!
1. Feb.4: Dump your " Significant Jerk" Day Okay,it's not pretty,but sometimes it has to be done-a day to take out the garbade and get rid of that boyfriend or girlfriend who doesn't deserve the title anymore.
2. Feb: 11 Satisfied Staying Single Day For thoes content to buy candy and flowere for noone but themselves. Live it up.Shadow dance!
3 Fed: 12 Lost Penny Day. Today which happens to be Lincoln's birthday,it is set aside to gather all those pennies stashed in cookie jars and coffee cans,and put them back in circulation.
4 Feb: 25 Spay Day U.S.A. Help end the tragedy of pet overpopulation by having at least one cat or dog spayed or neutered, be it your's a neighbor's or a shelter animal { word to the wise,check with your neighbor before hauling his pet off to the veterinarian}



February's Reader Digest.

I saw that article, too. Pearl's getting spayed, next Tuesday, though. We're not waiting, until the end of the month.

John,
Disliked the family cat,and decided to ger rid of him. He drove the feline 20 blocks from home and left him.But when he pulled into his driveway,there was the cat.The next day he left the kitty 40 blocks away,but again the cat beat him home.
So he took the cat on a long drive,arbitraily turning left,then right,making u-turns,anything to throw off the tabby's keen sense of direction before abandoning him in a park across town.
Hours later John called his wife:Jen,is the cat there?
"Yes" she repiled. "Why"
"Put him on the phone. I'm lost and need directions home"

1. Feb.4: Dump your " Significant Jerk" Day
2. Feb: 11 Satisfied Staying Single Day

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Any coincidence these are a week apart? I plan on celebrating Satisfied Staying Single day, myself.