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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

DH mostly farts in his sleep.
Often it's a fart then a giggle.
That is hilarious!!!

Michael sometimes sits straight up and says something...but somehow he can hear me and waits for me to reply and then lays back down and goes to sleep.
 

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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

DH mostly farts in his sleep.
Often it's a fart then a giggle.
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Those are not farts, that is the sound it makes when the man kills the vicious barking spiders. There matting habits are strange, and they must crawel between the male butt crack, however men have a bulit sixth sense and we no know when to tighten up(in are sleep), which then cracks the hard shell,

we do this to stop them from laying eggs on are females.
 

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Originally Posted by theimp98

Those are not farts, that is the sound it makes when the man kills the vicious barking spiders. There matting habits are strange, and they must crawel between the male butt crack, however men have a bulit sixth sense and we no know when to tighten up(in are sleep), which then cracks the hard shell,

we do this to stop them from laying eggs on are females.
Oh well I'm glad I know now. Those vicious spiders must be related to stink bugs or something then too right?
 
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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

Oh well I'm glad I know now. Those vicious spiders must be related to stink bugs or something then too right?
Of course!!
 

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My boyfriend of course snores, but not bad, usually when he sleeps on his back. the other night i woke up and i was lodged against the wall, with him pressed up against me and the whole rest of the bed going un-used. other than that, he occasionally mumbles things in his sleep. his cousin is the funniest though. she will sit straight up and be like "Michael(my bf).... STOP ITTT!!!" or " My favorite show is Thats So Raven." she will say other funny things under her breath.
 

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My Senior year of high school was my BF's freshman year of college but he always wanted me to call when I got to school just to make sure I got there ok
But one morning after he had been up til 4 AM working on a history project he told me "dont go" and I asked dont go where his response "Your going off to war... I'll miss you sweetie, and so will he" I was very confused by this! But now I make fun of him for it!
He does random things at night sometimes. He talks when he first wakes up and I can get him to agree to anything then! *evil smile*
But he will carry on whole conversations while asleep, normally they are completely random to completely normal! He has punched me in his sleep a few times, and kick often and hes almost shoved me off the bed before!
Silly boys!
 

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Originally Posted by KittKatt

My s/o "beats" me up, too:
But he's a Vietnam War Vet, and still has nightmares.
I lived with a vet, and learned how to say "I surrender!" in Vietnamese (sounds like "Chew hoy") - when he'd attack me in his sleep, I'd say it and he'd back right off! ...Sometimes I had to say it from the floor, though. After several months of this, I started to feel a little like a vet, myself. Poor man.
 

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Originally Posted by MargeCat

My DH is a Persian Gulf War vet, and I think he may have nightmares about the war, too.
You really can't blame the poor guys for having nightmares: who knows what kind of horrors they witnessed while in combat?!


I'm suffering from PTSD & anxiety myself, due to an abusive relationship that occurred several years ago. That kind of abuse has lasting effects on a person..


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Originally Posted by MoochNNoodles

One of my old co-workers says she can't touch her husband at all when he's sleeping because of his Vietnam experiences.
It's the same way w/ my s/o: if I touch him or bump into him, he has bad reactions, and then I get hit or kicked or something..


The dog however doesn't seem to bother him.
The cats don't seem to bother my s/o, either. Go figure..


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DH mostly farts in his sleep. Often it's a fart then a giggle.
Originally Posted by koodeez

Doesn't everybody???
That is what my DH does. I apparently snore
, I used to sleep walk, one night my Dh heard the door open, there I was in my nighty, walking toward the street in the snow, when I was a little girl , my mom found me sweeping the floor, I had forgotten to do it at suppertime.
 

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Originally Posted by cat52

I lived with a vet, and learned how to say "I surrender!" in Vietnamese (sounds like "Chew hoy") - when he'd attack me in his sleep, I'd say it and he'd back right off! ...Sometimes I had to say it from the floor, though. After several months of this, I started to feel a little like a vet, myself. Poor man.
Hmmmm - interesting
I'll have to try that sometime!


 

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Oh my, these are some interesting experiences!


Jake doesn't really do anything, there just has been one instance when he grabbed me and held me down on the bed - he said that the bed was tilting and he wanted to stop me from falling off.


I am the one that has the night terrors and does all the weird stuff. I have often jumped up and stood on the bed because of snakes by the side of the bed.


Jake said that he has seen me sit up and just sit there staring into space or looking for something around me.

I also sleepwalk sometimes.

I remember my younger brother getting up in the middle of the night and start preparing bacon and eggs. I asked him what he was doing and he walked back to bed. He was about 10 years old!
 

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I have been accused of giggling and talking in my sleep not only by my hubby but by numerous gradeschool friends. Mom also said that I could carry on complete conversations while fast asleep.

Twice since we have been married, in the middle of the night, I have been awakened to the most high pitched shrieking that I could imagine possible. Hubby would be shrieking at the top of his lungs and I would literally have to smack him until he woke up. I swear every hair on my head was standing straight up and there was no sleeping for me the rest of the night. He would just roll over and be fast asleep in a second though.
 

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Great thread!!! My Bf had barked in his sleep in a very girly yap dog type way rrrrruff he said. Sometimes he talks in his sleep. I sing in my sleep sometimes. I slapy him real hard in my sleep a few years ago, I think I woke up before he did from it though. Other then that he's asked random questions...
 

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Earlier tonight I went back through this thread and B has taken to "reading" over my shoulder when I'm on TCS.

Anyhoo, I was in this thread and he started to read it and said "OH NO!! You better NOT respond to that thread"


No, not tonight sweety, I already did....two days ago
 

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Originally Posted by lunasmom

Earlier tonight I went back through this thread and B has taken to "reading" over my shoulder when I'm on TCS.

Anyhoo, I was in this thread and he started to read it and said "OH NO!! You better NOT respond to that thread"


No, not tonight sweety, I already did....two days ago
good one
 

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I have a friend that when we were growing up every single night she would get up, use the bathroom and then brush her teeth. EVERY SINGE NIGHT!
I bet she has good teeth today. I ought to ask her.
 

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Nuh uh...might give me away!
My husband has been known to laugh in his sleep. He'll mumble something, laugh, and go back to his light snoring.

He told me the other night he woke up laughing. lol

I didn't tell him about the time *I* woke myself up laughing. heehee
 
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Originally Posted by lunasmom

Earlier tonight I went back through this thread and B has taken to "reading" over my shoulder when I'm on TCS.

Anyhoo, I was in this thread and he started to read it and said "OH NO!! You better NOT respond to that thread"


No, not tonight sweety, I already did....two days ago
My boyfriend doesn't know I started this thread.
 
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