Kids say (and do) the darndest things...

I know we've done this several time, but I thought it would be fun to start a new thread because I have a new one!

So please share us funny stories about what you or kids you know have said and done!


Here's my contribution tonight:

I was just talking with a friend. Her daughter turned 4 on Friday so they had a big Hannah Montana party. Well every time she opened a present she exclaimed "OMG!....It's what I've always wanted!"

Then her cousin brought all his friends over for pizza and cake. He's about 15 years old I think. Well her daughter has a crush on one friend (yes at 4 years old!) and he came. So all these teenage guys are singing Happy Birthday to this little 4 year old and what does she come out with as soon as they were done? Not Yay or anything like that, but "Hi Josh!!!"

I don't have kids, but I love this story about my little sister who is 8 years younger than me.

My sis was in the stage of learning what animals say, she was doing great so I asked her an old animal.....What does mommy say? My sister's response "NO, NO, NO!" It was a great laugh, especially because mom was there to hear it!

Oh that is funny!

One of our favorites is from when my nephew was not quite three years old. He was getting into one thing after another, and Grandma was following him around saying as gently as possible, "Oh, sweetheart, that's a nono," and "Baby, please, that's a big nono," and "No darlin, not the knife drawer, that's a nono!" Finally my nephew put his plump little fists on his hips and said, "Grandma, everything's a big nono!"