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A site for cat jokes

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This is a good joke off the site.

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Cat - A migratory organism with a tropism for where it's not wanted

Cats don't get into mischief, cats are mischief

The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your: computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of the above

E Pluribus Meow - In cats we trust

We had to give away the kids - the cat was allergic

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat

Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines and might get back to you

Some say that cats are sneaky evil and cruel. True, and they have other fine qualities as well

If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.

Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!

A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!
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Top Ten Signs That You Are A "Crazy Cat Lady":

1. Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your cats are doing.

2. People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes. They realize it's hopeless anyway.

3. When you get your latest roll of film developed, there's not a single human being in the pictures.

4. You have more cats than the local pet store and there are several kitty litter boxes in every room of your apartment.

5. Your personal motto is: "You can never have enough cats."

6. You buy more than 60 pounds of cat litter a month.

7. You'd rather watch hours of boring infomercials than disturb the cat sleeping on the remote.

8. You choose your friends based on how well your cats like them.

9. The only time you leave your apartment is to feed the stray cats in the neighborhood.

10. You introduce your cats by name to the pizza delivery guy.
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Dogs have owners..... cats have staff
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