This is a good joke off the site.
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Cat - A migratory organism with a tropism for where it's not wanted
Cats don't get into mischief, cats are mischief
The cat could very well be man's best friend, but would never stoop to admitting it
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will piss on your: computer, homework, laundry, carpet, stereo, all of the above
E Pluribus Meow - In cats we trust
We had to give away the kids - the cat was allergic
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat
Dogs come when called, cats have answering machines and might get back to you
Some say that cats are sneaky evil and cruel. True, and they have other fine qualities as well
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.
Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a purr may not be enough
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!
A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!