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Hi, My name is Lucky, my Mommy found me on the lawn, when I was just born. I have a nice home, I am very happy that we have a furry thing that barks, it has a beautiful fluffy tail to chase, and she can run really fast when I chase her. I just wish it, would get out of Mommy's bed and let me in. I don't know why Mommy won't let me eat on the table, and pick the pretty flowers, out of the nice glass vase on the mantel. I get lost of kisses and snuggles, and Mommy give me treats too.
 
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I'm lucky having the family I've got.

Oh and mummy says Coco and Nancy have got new homes now. (They were two cats I was in That Place with - also known as Caring for Cats. I never liked it there so I was thrilled to bits when Mummy and her brother came to take me away.)

Admittedly I was nervous at first being away from that place, but that's understandable. It was a new place that I came to. What does this button do?
Oh. It comes up with a funny thing.
 

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Hey, I'm Mitzi, Laura's newest cat. I would like to say that I looooovvee tuna, hate other cats, and would like Laura to stop going on TCS and talking about me behind my back!!

Mitzi x
 

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Originally Posted by rescuecatsrule

Can all you cats also read my diary called a day in the life of a cat please? I would like some feedback on it and to hear what other kitties get up to during the day.
My Zane:

1. Get Pal out of bed.
2. Make Pal pet me until he goes away.
3. Sleep.
4. When Pal comes home, nag him until he feeds me.
5. Get Pal to let me play with DaBoid.
6. Sleep.
7. Get Pal to give me a Lap Fix.
8. Jump up next to Pal when he goes to bed.
9. Curl up next to his head so that he gets a faceful of fur when he turns over.
10. Sleep.
 
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Barrie and I can tolerate each other. Mummy was watching through the window as Barrie was saying hello to me the other day.
 

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Oh Hai, Pineapple here!
I just want to say that even since my mummy found this... this... hang on, I can see a fly....... darn, it got away. Where was I? Oh yeah, ever since my mummy found this thing on which she talks to other kitties mummys, she hasn't been paying much attention to me and my sister Cleo, even when we lay on the big thing with lots of buttons. My mummy is the best mummy in our whole... what is this thing called... place? no, herme? no thats not it... HOME! thats the one! She even went and bought me a special thing with wheels on it with a kinda mesh box, I think she calls it a Cat Pram. She said she bought it for me because I now only have three legs and I can't go for long walks as much as I used to. My mummy buys us a toy thing everytime she goes shopping, one day she brought us home a pole with this funny rope stuff on it, it feels good when I scratch on it. Bah, that fly is back, wait one sec... ... ... ... I ate it!

I have to go now, mummy says we have to go see Dr Michael, he is a nice man, but he takes me away from my mummy and puts this thing on my face to make me go to sleep, then I wake up and I am in a cage on the wall and I can hear those dog things barking and crying for their mummys and daddys. Then mummy comes to get me again and we go home and there is heaps of new suprises waiting for me!

I will talk to you all later...
Bye!
 

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Originally Posted by rescuecatsrule

Can all you cats also read my diary called a day in the life of a cat please? I would like some feedback on it and to hear what other kitties get up to during the day.

I was in trouble with Granny last night because I didn't want to come in. Mummy was getting really worried because she thought Barrie might be out as well as me (or some nasty people as she calls them might have managed somehow to take me away from her) I came in in the end because Granny was saying to Mummy to give me a poke with Granny's walking stick. I came in PDQ after she said that, as I think any of you would.
Oh, hi! I was wondring where your diariy is? Meowmy is not too smart upstairs an couldn't find it.
 

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Originally Posted by Apples

Oh Hai, Pineapple here!
I just want to say that even since my mummy found this... this... hang on, I can see a fly....... darn, it got away. Where was I? Oh yeah, ever since my mummy found this thing on which she talks to other kitties mummys, she hasn't been paying much attention to me and my sister Cleo, even when we lay on the big thing with lots of buttons. My mummy is the best mummy in our whole... what is this thing called... place? no, herme? no thats not it... HOME! thats the one! She even went and bought me a special thing with wheels on it with a kinda mesh box, I think she calls it a Cat Pram. She said she bought it for me because I now only have three legs and I can't go for long walks as much as I used to. My mummy buys us a toy thing everytime she goes shopping, one day she brought us home a pole with this funny rope stuff on it, it feels good when I scratch on it. Bah, that fly is back, wait one sec... ... ... ... I ate it!

I have to go now, mummy says we have to go see Dr Michael, he is a nice man, but he takes me away from my mummy and puts this thing on my face to make me go to sleep, then I wake up and I am in a cage on the wall and I can hear those dog things barking and crying for their mummys and daddys. Then mummy comes to get me again and we go home and there is heaps of new suprises waiting for me!

I will talk to you all later...
Bye!
Hi Pineapple - nice to see you. How come you only got 3 legs, what happened to the other one?

If you ever get the chance to come visit at Smudge's Cafe, my sister Mika and I would love to treat you to a catnip tea.

We like chasing and catching flies too. Mika makes so much noise when she sees one though that I'm sure they can hear her and fly away.
 

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Originally Posted by lauracatlover

Hey, I'm Mitzi, Laura's newest cat. I would like to say that I looooovvee tuna, hate other cats, and would like Laura to stop going on TCS and talking about me behind my back!!

Mitzi x
Hey, Mitzi! Is nice to meet you!
 

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

Hi Pineapple - nice to see you. How come you only got 3 legs, what happened to the other one?

If you ever get the chance to come visit at Smudge's Cafe, my sister Mika and I would love to treat you to a catnip tea.

We like chasing and catching flies too. Mika makes so much noise when she sees one though that I'm sure they can hear her and fly away.
One of those big shiny metal things with wheels trod on my foot!
It hurt so much but mummy put me in the nice warm bathroom for the night untill she could take me to Dr. Michael. They tried to fix my foot, but over a week it just got really sore and it got infected all the way up my leg, so mummy said they would have to make me go to sleep again so Dr. Michael could amp...aputateh... no, amputate, AMPUTATE! Thats the one! So now I have three legs, two front ones and one back one, my daddy says I walk like a kangaroo


Where is this Smudge's Cafe? A catnip tea sounds very tempting!
 
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I've been there.

Barrie (a cat a few doors down) and I are getting on rather well now.

Nobody start singing Barrie and Beauty sitting in a tree (partly because I can't climb trees any more - my joints get too stiff sometimes so Mummy has to lift me on to the settee for a cuddle)
 

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why do our meowmees worry so? Dey worree if we don eat much. dey worry if we eats too much, dey worree if we paly fite. dey worree if we don't.
 
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Mummy isn't worrying, she's just pleased we are getting along rather well, it must be said!
 

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Hi, my name is Tiger. I love to sleep all day long. When I'm awake, I'm sooo hyper!! I like to whine to my meowmy about every little thing! She just runs around the house to make sure I have every thing I need. Sometimes I whine just to watch her run around. She likes to hug and kiss me too much! Sometimes I don't like all that loving!
 
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This morning mummy had to go to the shops to get me some more litter - TWICE! The first time she got home and found the bag had split so she took it back. She brought a bit more as well, but none of my special meat because the shop that sells it was shut (being as it's a sunday) so I'll have to wait until tomorrow before mummy can get any more of my special meat.

At the moment I'm trying to sleep but mummy's brother is whistling and has the television on.
 

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Hi I'm Popsie. I'm an old timer and can't poo very good so mommy has to keep taking me to the vet. I HATE VET. I know mommy loves me though. She always gives me hugs and kisses, treats too. Sometimes I get really ornery and she loves me even then. Mommy is great.
 
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