Talking Cats - Messages for their people

I'll move this to the paws and reflect forum where the kitts have their own chat room

Hi my name is Mittens. My family treats me well, to well as a matter of fact, my mom is always hunting me down to get plenty of kisses and I don't like that. My mom also took in another cat a while ago and I REALLY did not like that, doesn't she know that I am queen? Now I have to fight for my queenship with another cat. It's not too bad, since my mom goes crazy researching the best of foods for Cassy and I. She keeps us clean and gives us equal amount of attention, so I should not be complaining. But, being the cat that I am sometimes I have bouts of jealously. I have to make sure my mom is not around when this happens because I will get into trouble. My adopted sister, Cassy, has been getting yelled at lately because she was going into the toilet and that makes me happy. I don't like it when my mom gets angry at me, though. My mom really went crazy over Cassy at first, giving her lots of attention, so much so, that I thought she forgot about me. This did not make me happy. After a while, my mom came to her senses and started to give me the attention she used to. I could not have asked for a better mom, I now see how she cared Cassy, I guess she would do the same for me.

Hi my name is Cassy. A while ago, something tragic happened to me. My new family thinks I was dumped, but only I know and it is too tragic to talk about. I was hungry and had to fight off all wild beasts until I came upon a yard that grows catnip. I said to myself, the people here have to help me, I am desperate and hungry and tired of fighting. Well, I am one lucky cat, they adopted me, fed me well, gave me numerous baths, took me to the vet-I went wild there because I hate vets. Only complaint with this new family is their cat, Mittens. She can be really mean at times. I don't want to take away her queenship, all I want is to get over the trauma of the past and live peacefully with my new family. It's been a over a year now, and I must say, now my family has two queens to cater to. My mom did try to find who I belonged to, but, she could not. Then one day I sent an intuitive signal into my mom that said I wanted to stay here. My mom decided to keep me. She had to go through a years worth of desensitizing my past and my trauma; I was not the most pleasant cat to live with. I scratched with my back paws when anyone picked me up and did a lot of biting because I was not happy at first. I was not happy that I was declawed and had no defense while I was out in the wild and creatures were chasing me and I could not climb up any tree to save myself. I am so glad I am with my new family and especially my new mother, who loves me unconditionally.

Hi kitties. My name is Bijou and I have a sister Mika as you can see in meowmy's signature.

A bunch of us kitties get together at Smudge's Colorado Cafe every day and hang out, chat, and just generally get to know each other. You are more than welcome to join us.

None of the special food has any calories and they cater to kitties (mouse tails with cheese dipping sauce for example) and they also do special no calorie desserts for our meowmy's and purrpa's. They have nice doggie waiters to look after us and a nice play room for the little kitties.

Hope to see you around the cafe.

Hi, my name is Ditto. I'm a six-week-old furball troublemaker (that's what my momma says, anyway).

I'd like everyone to know I would really prefer to not have to sit in my roll-call spot next to Princess Ragamuffin Sassykins Squeak, or Sassy Squeaker, or whatever she's called, I can't remember. ut I don't wat to be there! She complains about me biting her tail All The Time. I don't! I just nibble it accidentaly.

I'll have to ask my momma to make sure I can go to the cafe, Bijou...she says I'm too little to go so many places. Wait, she says to ask 'are there any rowdy bashes there?' (Don't answer that, I'll just say there aren't any! )

See you around, kitties!
Ditto

Hi Ditto - it's great to meet you. Heavens no! No rowdy bashes at the cafe.

Hey Beauty, you'll find lots of kitties stretched out sleeping in the sunshine at the cafe. Me and my cutie Topaz often curl up and nap the afternoon away in the corner by the fireplace. Icey brings her kittens some days and we play with them in the playroom until we get tired out then we all have a nap.

Don't worry. We all get along when we are here. But if there is any trouble, just let me know. I'm a big muscular fellow (although meowmy has me on a new food to lose weight) so I'll look out for you.

Oooh, Barrie fancies you does he? Do I detect a romance? There are a number of romances over at Smudge's. There's me and my lovely Topaz, Ari and Tia, Mika and Chip, Jasper and Cable to name a few.

Hullo! I am Ike... I was born in a basket...with lots of black and white siblings. My new meowmy came to visit us one day, and shortly after she took me home in the scary box. She is a pretty nice meowmy. She picks me up and hugs me ALOT...I don't like that as much as when she just scratches my forehead...thats great!!! She only puts me in the scary box every now and then...and I'm starting to think it isn't that bad. I live in a big house with her, her visiting man, a girl who wont let me into her room and the meowmy and daddy of the fat ones. The fat ones are mean and hiss at me when I try to play...they are no fun! But that's ok! Because the weird looking cat who barks all the time keeps me really busy! We play and fight and roll around like crazies! We are best friends and I love to take naps with him!

I wish I knew why the meowmy kept putting that weird collar on me...she only does it sometimes...but she hasn't lately...not since I discovered and consumed all of the treats she used to give me when I was in it....Hmmm...

Either way...nice to meet you guys!

Hey Ike, nice to meet you. Sounds like you've got a good buddy there with that big barking cat. That's a good thing - to have a good buddy. I have my little sister Mika and even if she's a pest sometimes, I still love her and we cuddle up together for our nap every day. I hope you come round the Cafe to meet all the rest of the kitties and the terriers that make up the wait staff.

ROTFLMBO!!!!
I love this thread!!!

Hey all you cats and kittens..can you believe we are actually able to get to the tappers and chat to each other a bit? This is Pumpkin, Coconut and Cumulous..Pumpkin is doing the tapping because she is oldest and has seen our meowmee do this most.

Our meowmee sits at this thing for hours and we sit on her lap just waiting for her to walk away so we can tap with our paws like she does with her fingers but she always takes us with her! Or she closes the lid on this thing and then the tappers are gone! She is a magician!

So what do you guys do all day?

We heard about the gathering at the cafe! Sounds like fun!

We love to play play play! We also love to run and see what we can run and make a flying jump up on and hang on tight too..you know our meowmee calls it velcro kitties?...she is so silly...we tried it once on her shower curtain and Coconut got the highest! It was so cool! But then our meowmee trimmed our nails and now it does not work as well..but we still manage to have great fun running and jumping to stick on stuff!

Hey do you guys know what? Our meomee has some floors that are slippery and some that have chooshey stuff on them.
The ones that are slippery are the coolest because when we play sneek up tag one of us can tag the other and then run to the closet chooshey stuff floor and watch the other slip and slide to gather themselves and catch us!! We all laugh except when it is one of us getting the surprise attack!

OK..anymeowy we have to go and sleep..we are growing kittens you know and if our meowmee sees us here she will be sad we figured out her tappers.
She loves to gloat about us here so much..and she loves all of you fur babies here too...all your humans are cool is what she says...something about cat people rule??? DO they???

Outtie!!
Paw to paw furpeeps!

Hi, My name is Lucky, my Mommy found me on the lawn, when I was just born. I have a nice home, I am very happy that we have a furry thing that barks, it has a beautiful fluffy tail to chase, and she can run really fast when I chase her. I just wish it, would get out of Mommy's bed and let me in. I don't know why Mommy won't let me eat on the table, and pick the pretty flowers, out of the nice glass vase on the mantel. I get lost of kisses and snuggles, and Mommy give me treats too.

Beauty, thank your meowmy for us. She's very kind and generous.

Hey, I'm Mitzi, Laura's newest cat. I would like to say that I looooovvee tuna, hate other cats, and would like Laura to stop going on TCS and talking about me behind my back!!

Mitzi x

My Zane:

1. Get Pal out of bed.
2. Make Pal pet me until he goes away.
3. Sleep.
4. When Pal comes home, nag him until he feeds me.
5. Get Pal to let me play with DaBoid.
6. Sleep.
7. Get Pal to give me a Lap Fix.
8. Jump up next to Pal when he goes to bed.
9. Curl up next to his head so that he gets a faceful of fur when he turns over.
10. Sleep.

Oh Hai, Pineapple here!
I just want to say that even since my mummy found this... this... hang on, I can see a fly....... darn, it got away. Where was I? Oh yeah, ever since my mummy found this thing on which she talks to other kitties mummys, she hasn't been paying much attention to me and my sister Cleo, even when we lay on the big thing with lots of buttons. My mummy is the best mummy in our whole... what is this thing called... place? no, herme? no thats not it... HOME! thats the one! She even went and bought me a special thing with wheels on it with a kinda mesh box, I think she calls it a Cat Pram. She said she bought it for me because I now only have three legs and I can't go for long walks as much as I used to. My mummy buys us a toy thing everytime she goes shopping, one day she brought us home a pole with this funny rope stuff on it, it feels good when I scratch on it. Bah, that fly is back, wait one sec... ... ... ... I ate it!
I have to go now, mummy says we have to go see Dr Michael, he is a nice man, but he takes me away from my mummy and puts this thing on my face to make me go to sleep, then I wake up and I am in a cage on the wall and I can hear those dog things barking and crying for their mummys and daddys. Then mummy comes to get me again and we go home and there is heaps of new suprises waiting for me!

I will talk to you all later...
Bye!

Oh, hi! I was wondring where your diariy is? Meowmy is not too smart upstairs an couldn't find it.

Hi Pineapple - nice to see you. How come you only got 3 legs, what happened to the other one?

If you ever get the chance to come visit at Smudge's Cafe, my sister Mika and I would love to treat you to a catnip tea.

We like chasing and catching flies too. Mika makes so much noise when she sees one though that I'm sure they can hear her and fly away.