Wisdom...
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping
Rust."
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older -- then it dawned on me -- they were cramming for their finals!
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have
you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
I've thought about those employment applications and that blank that
always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you
should write: A Good Doctor.
I've always wondered why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do. . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much. Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!
If you jogged backward ...would you gain weight?
I wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"
I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
I think the reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping
Rust."
I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older -- then it dawned on me -- they were cramming for their finals!
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have
you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
I've thought about those employment applications and that blank that
always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you
should write: A Good Doctor.
I've always wondered why they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do. . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?
I thought about being rich and it don't mean so much. Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac!
If you jogged backward ...would you gain weight?
I wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp?
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"
I have decided that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds.
I think the reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
