Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.
Scooter: I was hungry but now I'm not,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
'Cause I ate some beans and grapes! (pause)
The rhyming song!
Both: Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.
Annie Sue: I left my knees in your car,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
My laundry's ready at half past nine!
The rhyming song.
All: Let's all sing the rhyming song,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
Let's take turns and rhyme together,
The rhyming song.
Link: The stars are twinkling in the sky,
The rhyming song, the rhyming song,
There's no hot water in my hotel!
The rhyming song.
Scooter: This is not the rhyming song,
All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie: I know it's not the rhyming song!
All: The rhyming song.
Link: What'll we do now?
Annie Sue: I don't know!
All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Fozzie: Let's jump up and down,
and wave our arms in the air,
and get off the stage!
I'm an aardvark, and I'm proud!
I'm an aardvark, and I'm happy!
I'm an aardvark,
If I try to be specific
And a little scientific,
I am feeling quite terrific!
I'm an aardvark, fierce and free!
I'm an aardvark, standing bravely!
I'm an aardvark,
And I'm tough and smart and strong
And always right,
And that's the way I'll always be...
Until I meet another aardvark
Who's bigger than me!