Granted - the party is a re-run, as you passed 1000 a long time ago - but some of the re-runs are the best shows, no?
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The BundyLee Spam Thread!
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They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.... Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen witch... do it and die."
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
These are quote collections........ummmm I hope I don't get into trouble!!!
These are quote collections........ummmm I hope I don't get into trouble!!!
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people. -- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King
Woooohooooo!!!! Go for it Bundylee, you'll make up for those lost posts in no time!!!
Go Bundy! You know what those Python boys always say.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. (Or something like that)
I have just one more thing to say to you, Leslie.
Nee!
Hey Bren right back at ya LOL!!!
And to the delightful bonkers question I can only say yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss Bonkers I am, bonkers I've gone, you can be bonkers , if you want with me! Heheheheheheh *sigh*
And to the delightful bonkers question I can only say yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss Bonkers I am, bonkers I've gone, you can be bonkers , if you want with me! Heheheheheheh *sigh*
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
-- From an article on the growth of federal regulations
-- From an article on the growth of federal regulations
Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He
has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't
nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is
metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's
kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down
the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He
has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't
nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is
metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's
kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down
the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
