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post #121 of 584
Granted - the party is a re-run, as you passed 1000 a long time ago - but some of the re-runs are the best shows, no?

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Sorry love I'm on my way there now!!! I got lost in the spamming world!!! Phew!!!
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Everything I know I learned from my cat:

When you're hungry, eat.
When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam.
When you have to go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
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My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely..
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Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness..
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I gave up jogging for my health... when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire..
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They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies.... Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen witch... do it and die."
post #128 of 584
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?

These are quote collections........ummmm I hope I don't get into trouble!!!
post #129 of 584
The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people. -- Donald N. Smith, president of Burger King
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Woooohooooo!!!! Go for it Bundylee, you'll make up for those lost posts in no time!!!
post #131 of 584
Go Bundy! You know what those Python boys always say.
post #132 of 584
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. (Or something like that)
post #133 of 584
I have just one more thing to say to you, Leslie.
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Hey Bren right back at ya LOL!!!

And to the delightful bonkers question I can only say yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss Bonkers I am, bonkers I've gone, you can be bonkers , if you want with me! Heheheheheheh *sigh*
post #136 of 584
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
-- From an article on the growth of federal regulations
post #137 of 584
"Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
post #138 of 584
Nah Vikki still got over 200 to make up LOL!!!
post #139 of 584
Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He
has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't
nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is
metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's
kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down
the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
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Last night I actually had a dream that my flour sack was abducted,
and kidnappers started sending me muffins in the mail.
\t\t\t\tNiles (Frasier)
post #142 of 584
"Bartender, I'll have what she's having."
"One nervous breakdown, no ice." -- Joann Dominik & Simes Brown
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I have been known to resort to sarcasm when pushed. Either that, or to fall over.
--Simes Brown
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Planet Unreality calling - your aardvark is orange. --Gideon Hallett
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look what santa brought...........


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