Smudge's Colorado Cafe - the sequel!

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Originally Posted by AlleyGirl

Moewmy only fed me one brekfus this morning insted of regular brekfus and a snak so can I get some of that mexican casserole? I dont know what that is but it sure sounds good! I jus don't undertand why I can't eat all the time.
we get the same treetment! Humph! Is a pain, das wat it is!
 

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

Why is your mommy so jealous? Does she like catnip brownies?


Originally Posted by gemlady

If Kitter's meowmy is like mine she loves moist chewy brownies. (Without catnip!
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ARI!! Can't I walk through the house without you ambushing me?


No.
Das zactly what momma likes!! Chewy ones with NO FROSTING! Her says it reminds her of her momma!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we jus saw dis, and we wood luv to play! Can we do it NOW?

it rayned alla night here las nite. Wat you doing?
Yeah let's play we play all day saturday. Mommas got to work and den on sunday her's gonna meet some of the MI people from here! Her's cited. I don't see why I can't meet the kittys!
Ok, I hate to travel. It scares me! LOTS!!!

S+H lets play with the new cat trees and the things hanging from the ceiling.. it'll be fun!

Kitters
 

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Kitters, meowmy sez we can play all day caws her gots to go see her fren shannon who had noomoanyuh. We can run an chase! FUN

How is bijou doin?
 

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Bijou is fine - just having a hard time getting Topaz's lipstick off his fur.


Oooh, danglies in the playroom!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
 

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*imagine a Gong sound - from sliding rice paper door-in-wall enters Lexus, Seal Point Beauty with a demure Japanese accent and Geisha-like demeanor*

Escoose me, pweese, did mos honorable kitties say "Dangwees in pwayloom" *giggle from behind sealy-dark paw*

*imagine a poof of smoke, obscuring your vision of Lexus and bad B-movie Chinese suspense-type music - when smoke clears, Lexus now appears in full Ninja regalia*

Ooooooooooeeeeeewwwww, screech, rrrrrrwlll!!!!! Wet's get fightin -g!!!!!

*pounce on kitty closest while wearing really evil Siamese toothy-grin*
 

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Welcome most honorable guest. We hope you will find our accommodations very comfortable.

(Rufus, go get Dougie out from under the table. Our new guest isn't going to chop him into meatballs. How Priscilla puts up with him, I don't know)

Let me get you a catnip tea Lexus. We have a speshal supplier.

Luvs, Luzeee

 

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Originally Posted by gayef

*imagine a Gong sound - from sliding rice paper door-in-wall enters Lexus, Seal Point Beauty with a demure Japanese accent and Geisha-like demeanor*

Escoose me, pweese, did mos honorable kitties say "Dangwees in pwayloom" *giggle from behind sealy-dark paw*

*imagine a poof of smoke, obscuring your vision of Lexus and bad B-movie Chinese suspense-type music - when smoke clears, Lexus now appears in full Ninja regalia*

Ooooooooooeeeeeewwwww, screech, rrrrrrwlll!!!!! Wet's get fightin -g!!!!!

*pounce on kitty closest while wearing really evil Siamese toothy-grin*
Lexus girl. You are a beauty but I sure hope you don't give us gentler meezers a bad name. Oh, Oh, I see, that's just your halloween costume that you are modelling for us. Phew, for a minute there I thought there was going to be a cat-fight.


I hear you have a boyfriend named Tonka. Do you suppose he'd like to drop by and introduce himself to all of us fine kitties?

Lexus, may I introduce you to my beautiful Topaz. She has lovely blue eyes as well. I'm sure that's what got my attention when I first saw her but now that I know her better, I must say she has some lovely belly fur.


Could Topaz and I tempt you to join us for a catnip tea?
 

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Gosh! Hello everyone! Lazy Meowmy hasn't been on the computer forever!!!

Bijou!!!! I am so happy you are okay!!!! When Meowmy and I saw you were missing we both wanted to cry. Now that we know you are safe we can be happy!

S&H I am glad to see you! How have you been?

Kitters, I swear you do not look a day over 2! Happy (late birthday to your meowmy!)

Wow, this new place is really swanky! Ari do you want to have a race to see who can reach the top of the wall first?

Oh, and I would like a cup of catnip tea please.
Danny
 

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Hi Danny!
did you hear we haf a new kitty namded Lexus? She's pretty nice, but I think she skared Dougie! I'm gonna rest for a while cause I've been runnin aound all day!
 

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Oh! Hello Lexus, it's nice to meet you. My name is Danny! I love to play and go outside with my Meowmy. (I make sure she is on a leash though. You know how humans can be!)
 

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Originally Posted by katachtig

Welcome most honorable guest. We hope you will find our accommodations very comfortable.

(Rufus, go get Dougie out from under the table. Our new guest isn't going to chop him into meatballs. How Priscilla puts up with him, I don't know)

Let me get you a catnip tea Lexus. We have a speshal supplier.

Luvs, Luzeee

*Lex morphs back into her Geisha act*

Ooooh shank you mos kind an honorable friend! All tis fightin-g make vewy vewy turstee.

*glances under table*

Ooooh mos honorable Doogie, pwease bwing self unda flum table ... bess meatbawws made pork, not cat.

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Lexus girl. You are a beauty but I sure hope you don't give us gentler meezers a bad name. Oh, Oh, I see, that's just your halloween costume that you are modelling for us. Phew, for a minute there I thought there was going to be a cat-fight.


I hear you have a boyfriend named Tonka. Do you suppose he'd like to drop by and introduce himself to all of us fine kitties?

Lexus, may I introduce you to my beautiful Topaz. She has lovely blue eyes as well. I'm sure that's what got my attention when I first saw her but now that I know her better, I must say she has some lovely belly fur.


Could Topaz and I tempt you to join us for a catnip tea?
*bwink bwink @ Yosemite* Yua make vewy pwetty compliment, ah-shank you pwease. Mos honorable self vewy dangoorous Ninja for fight-g, mos gracious lady sumtime and bad-butt street girl ress of time. Harrowween pwease not know dis ah-word.

*Lex puts on her bad-butt street act*

Naw, seee here, Tonk, he juss be my Baby Daddy. We ain't like ... tooooogethah or nuthin like dat, ah no! Gurl, Ah am tellin' yoooo rite heah and now, you dun't want Tonka to be doin' any o'that stoppin' by ... Cuz da way dee Tonk rolls, he be bringin' his crew along wif da bass kickin' and shakin' up all da glassware and ... oh no you dun't want DAT!

*Geisha-thing again*

Ah-so nice make yua quaintance, Missy Topaz. Ooooh, yes, bewwy fur vewy nice!! I haf gurl who make Bwa-zillian for my bewwy fur, vewy smooth! I onwy do once when get tubed-tied, hurt too much. *giggle from behind Sealy-paw*

Originally Posted by kluchetta

Hi Danny!
did you hear we haf a new kitty namded Lexus? She's pretty nice, but I think she skared Dougie! I'm gonna rest for a while cause I've been runnin aound all day!
Ah-hewwo Danny ... so yoo take hooman on walking? I neffa see dis!
 

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Kitty friends. I'm sad. Meowmy is leaving in an hour to go golfing with her friends for a whole week. Who am I going to sleep with?


I won't be able to come visit all my friends here until next weekend. Topaz, give me some extra kitty kisses to get me through the week please.


Have a good week kitties. I'll miss you all.
 

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Originally Posted by gayef

Ooooh mos honorable Doogie, pwease bwing self unda flum table ... bess meatbawws made pork, not cat.
Dougie, don't be upset about being called a cat.
You don't look like a terrier curled up like that. Now get out and serve our lovely guests.

Oh Bijou, how dare your Meowmy leave you to sleep alone! These Meowmys and pawpas showld be totally devoted to us.


Luvs, Luzeee
 

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Originally Posted by gayef

*imagine a Gong sound - from sliding rice paper door-in-wall enters Lexus, Seal Point Beauty with a demure Japanese accent and Geisha-like demeanor*

Escoose me, pweese, did mos honorable kitties say "Dangwees in pwayloom" *giggle from behind sealy-dark paw*

*imagine a poof of smoke, obscuring your vision of Lexus and bad B-movie Chinese suspense-type music - when smoke clears, Lexus now appears in full Ninja regalia*

Ooooooooooeeeeeewwwww, screech, rrrrrrwlll!!!!! Wet's get fightin -g!!!!!

*pounce on kitty closest while wearing really evil Siamese toothy-grin*
Hi!! I'm Kitters and I think your neat!

Originally Posted by Catfriend

Gosh! Hello everyone! Lazy Meowmy hasn't been on the computer forever!!!

Bijou!!!! I am so happy you are okay!!!! When Meowmy and I saw you were missing we both wanted to cry. Now that we know you are safe we can be happy!

S&H I am glad to see you! How have you been?

Kitters, I swear you do not look a day over 2! Happy (late birthday to your meowmy!)

Wow, this new place is really swanky! Ari do you want to have a race to see who can reach the top of the wall first?

Oh, and I would like a cup of catnip tea please.
Danny
Thanks Danny, thats very nice of you to say! Momma says thanks too for the biffryday wishes!


Originally Posted by gayef

*Lex morphs back into her Geisha act*

Ooooh shank you mos kind an honorable friend! All tis fightin-g make vewy vewy turstee.

*glances under table*

Ooooh mos honorable Doogie, pwease bwing self unda flum table ... bess meatbawws made pork, not cat.



*bwink bwink @ Yosemite* Yua make vewy pwetty compliment, ah-shank you pwease. Mos honorable self vewy dangoorous Ninja for fight-g, mos gracious lady sumtime and bad-butt street girl ress of time. Harrowween pwease not know dis ah-word.

*Lex puts on her bad-butt street act*

Naw, seee here, Tonk, he juss be my Baby Daddy. We ain't like ... tooooogethah or nuthin like dat, ah no! Gurl, Ah am tellin' yoooo rite heah and now, you dun't want Tonka to be doin' any o'that stoppin' by ... Cuz da way dee Tonk rolls, he be bringin' his crew along wif da bass kickin' and shakin' up all da glassware and ... oh no you dun't want DAT!

*Geisha-thing again*

Ah-so nice make yua quaintance, Missy Topaz. Ooooh, yes, bewwy fur vewy nice!! I haf gurl who make Bwa-zillian for my bewwy fur, vewy smooth! I onwy do once when get tubed-tied, hurt too much. *giggle from behind Sealy-paw*



Ah-hewwo Danny ... so yoo take hooman on walking? I neffa see dis!
Lex, Dougie is a doggie. He's part of the waitstaff here. He juss gets scareded easy!


Originally Posted by Yosemite

Kitty friends. I'm sad. Meowmy is leaving in an hour to go golfing with her friends for a whole week. Who am I going to sleep with?


I won't be able to come visit all my friends here until next weekend. Topaz, give me some extra kitty kisses to get me through the week please.


Have a good week kitties. I'll miss you all.
A whole week!!!
Mommas juss leaving for the day and I'm upset about it! Her's gonna go meet some of these TCS people from MI today.

Originally Posted by katachtig

Dougie, don't be upset about being called a cat.
You don't look like a terrier curled up like that. Now get out and serve our lovely guests.

Oh Bijou, how dare your Meowmy leave you to sleep alone! These Meowmys and pawpas showld be totally devoted to us.


Luvs, Luzeee
I agree Luzee, yup I do!

Kitters
 

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

Kitty friends. I'm sad. Meowmy is leaving in an hour to go golfing with her friends for a whole week. Who am I going to sleep with?


I won't be able to come visit all my friends here until next weekend. Topaz, give me some extra kitty kisses to get me through the week please.


Have a good week kitties. I'll miss you all.
A whole week? Without my Bijou?


Wow, Bijou. Your meowmy likes playing that game of hitting little white balls with sticks? That's crazy.


Hey, Dougie Doggie! It's me, Ari! Come out and make me a milkshake?

Howdy, Ms. Lexus? Glad you could make it to Smudge's. I recommend the milkshakes and fried mousie tails.
Aren't those dangly things in the playroom fun!!!!

Hey, Danny!!! Race ya to the ceiling!!! *whoooooooooooooosh*

Oh, Bijou! I miss you already.
 

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Originally Posted by Catfriend

Gosh! Hello everyone! Lazy Meowmy hasn't been on the computer forever!!!

S&H I am glad to see you! How have you been?

Kitters, I swear you do not look a day over 2! Happy (late birthday to your meowmy!)

Wow, this new place is really swanky! Ari do you want to have a race to see who can reach the top of the wall first?

Oh, and I would like a cup of catnip tea please.
Danny
Hey, danny! we r berrry good, thank you, and we hope u haffin a good weeken. wat u up to? We raking lots of catnaps.
 

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Originally Posted by Yosemite

Kitty friends. I'm sad. Meowmy is leaving in an hour to go golfing with her friends for a whole week. Who am I going to sleep with?


I won't be able to come visit all my friends here until next weekend. Topaz, give me some extra kitty kisses to get me through the week please.


Have a good week kitties. I'll miss you all.
is u 2 gonna be all alone? is yur purrpa gonna be dere?
 

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Originally Posted by kluchetta

Hi Danny!
did you hear we haf a new kitty namded Lexus? She's pretty nice, but I think she skared Dougie! I'm gonna rest for a while cause I've been runnin aound all day!
HI LEXUS!
DOUGIE, will u come an sit wif us? we wanna tawek to u caws we luv you. You r a good fren!
S & H
 

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*whew* Well, Ari you won that time but watch out for the next race!!

S&H I am happy you are having a nice weekend. I am too. I am taking nice walks with Meowmy. (Lexus, I wear a halter and Meowmy holds the leash, but I think it is more for her sake than mine!)

It is a little rainy at home today. Who wants to join me in a cup of kitty cocoa?
Danny
 
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