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post #1 of 22
Thread Starter 
Look cats, i have 2 alarms, the clock and my cell phone. I dont need your help to get up for work.

AND no, one of you standing on my stomach keading me, how the others pets my face with his paw does not make waking up any better. petting you is my job, you dont get to pet me(at least not when i first wake up)

I hate mornings... now where is my coffee.
post #2 of 22
Sounds like they are ready to be served breakfast.
post #3 of 22
Awww, Bruce...they just LOVE you!! And, they want you to go to work so they will have the house to themselves. Plus, work = paycheck which = more cat treats for them. They aren't stupid, you know!
post #4 of 22
Thread Starter 
lol yea, its just great to be loved.
i am sure with breakfast, and getting me out of the house was there evil plan
post #5 of 22
Awwwwwwww that is so sweet!! At least they didnt do it 3 hours early
post #6 of 22
I can totally relate! Chynna has been horrid lately with doing stuff like that when I'm sleeping. She's sleeping on the couch right now. I should go over and bug her like she bugs me, only I don't think she will mind at all!
post #7 of 22
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Originally Posted by Pami View Post
Awwwwwwww that is so sweet!! At least they didnt do it 3 hours early
just remember it could be worse!
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Originally Posted by Natalie_ca View Post
I can totally relate! Chynna has been horrid lately with doing stuff like that when I'm sleeping. She's sleeping on the couch right now. I should go over and bug her like she bugs me, only I don't think she will mind at all!
you'd probably get the look of death, Linda!
post #8 of 22
Sibohan wakes me up about 3 minutes before the alarm.... I WANTED THOSE 3 MINUTES! I was depending on those 3 minutes... the lack of those 3 minutes has screwed up my entire day before it even started I might as well not bother waking up.
post #9 of 22
Tsar thinks she owns all of our furniture. Instead of waking me up early she KNOCKS EVERYTHING off of my nightstand, including the alarm. So when its time to wake up I have this awful noise and I can't find where its coming from.

I wish I had your problem . I'm not a morning person either though. I try not to speak until I've been up atleast an hour and a half or else I bite people's heads off.
post #10 of 22
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Originally Posted by katiemae1277 View Post
you'd probably get the look of death, Linda!
From Chynna? Never! She's the most cuddly cat I've ever encountered. Most cats have a stimulus limit where they have had enough attention and let you know. Not her. She will literally let you hold her and hug her and pet her and cart her around 24/7. She even starts purring when her ears are scratched when she's in the litter box! And she's not fussy about where the attention comes from.

She would be the perfect cat to take around to nursing homes for "pet therapy visits". If I had a car or someone to drive me I would probably start taking her around to places such as that, she would love it and the people she visited would get loved up big time!
post #11 of 22
Popsie sits by my pillow and meows his little head off. He has an extreamly loud meow. When I hear it while I'm sleeping it's so annoying. It like goes right to the core of my brain or something. Then he'll be quiet for awhile and when I just start to fall alseep again it's MEOOOW, MEOOOW. Oh yeah, he'll also walk back and forth over my head and step on my hair and/or kick me in the process. It's not fun to deal with.
post #12 of 22
Your kitties sound as bad as our dogs when they want their breakfast
post #13 of 22
I will trade you Bruce. Nothing like a 4AM wet willy from Dorky Fish!
post #14 of 22
Sounds like my cats.. I was awaken at 4:30 by Angel kneading me in the side.. I was not ready to be up.. So a few toss and turns later, she decides to stop..
post #15 of 22
Bruce they love you...
post #16 of 22
That is too funny! I have no sympathy I love my fuzzy, wet wake-up call! Even if it is 3 hours early
post #17 of 22
Ours do the same thing exactly 2 minutes before the alarm goes off. Taters likes to groom my hubby's goatee(sp?) and we he wakes up it's usually split right down the middle and both sides are sticking straight up. lol He gets so mad!!! I just laugh at him.
post #18 of 22
they oviously love you very much and want to be with you so its kind of tough unless you can keep them out the room
post #19 of 22
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Originally Posted by theimp98 View Post
Look cats, i have 2 alarms, the clock and my cell phone. I dont need your help to get up for work.

AND no, one of you standing on my stomach keading me, how the others pets my face with his paw does not make waking up any better. petting you is my job, you dont get to pet me(at least not when i first wake up)

I hate mornings... now where is my coffee.
LOL!!!!!! Sounds about right
post #20 of 22
I always thought Sonic's attempts to switch off the alarm and rest on my stomach were his attempts to prevent me going to work
post #21 of 22
This thread cracks me up SO much! I love knowing I'm not the only one put through this torture! If it's not the "4am-jump-on-chest", its the "slightly-pre-alarm-clock-face-smother". Or my all-time favorite, the "Week-end-anti-sleep-in-foot bite"
post #22 of 22
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Originally Posted by Jarvis View Post
Or my all-time favorite, the "Week-end-anti-sleep-in-foot bite"
Aaaaargh! Worst feeling ever

>*to be spoken as if store manager of Android dungeon*<
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