It is a little long but you will enjoy it
> > >A rich young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new
> > >Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
> > costs him $500,000.
> > >
> > >He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man about
> > 75
> > >years old pulls up on a moped next to him. The old man looks over at
> > the
> > >sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya'got there, sonny?"
> > >
> > >The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!"
> >
> > >
> > >"That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
> > >
> > >"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young
> > dude
> > >proudly.
> > >
> > >The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> > >
> > >"No problem," replies the owner.
> > >
> > >So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then
> > sitting
> > >back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty
> > >nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my moped!"
> > >
> > >Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just
> > what
> > >his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
> > reads
> > >160 mph.
> > >
> > >Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
> > getting
> > >closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whoooosh,
> > >something whips by him, going much faster!!!!
> > >
> > >"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man
> > asks
> > >himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
> >
> > >Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.
> > >
> > >Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas
> > and
> > >passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosh!
> > >
> > >He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
> > man
> > >gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old
> > >guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320
> > mph.
> > >
> > >Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The
> > >
> > >Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do.
> > >
> > >Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
> > rear.
> > >The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still
> > alive!!!
> > >
> > >He runs up to the old man and says, "Oh my! Is there anything I can do
> > for
> > >you?"
> > >
> > >The old man whispers, "Unhook...my suspenders from your side-view
> > mirror.
> >
> >
> >
> > >A rich young man goes out and buys the best car available: a brand new
> > >Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
> > costs him $500,000.
> > >
> > >He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man about
> > 75
> > >years old pulls up on a moped next to him. The old man looks over at
> > the
> > >sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya'got there, sonny?"
> > >
> > >The young man replies, "A Ferrari 550. It cost half a million dollars!"
> >
> > >
> > >"That's a lot of money, "says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
> > >
> > >"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young
> > dude
> > >proudly.
> > >
> > >The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> > >
> > >"No problem," replies the owner.
> > >
> > >So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then
> > sitting
> > >back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty
> > >nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my moped!"
> > >
> > >Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man just
> > what
> > >his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer
> > reads
> > >160 mph.
> > >
> > >Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
> > getting
> > >closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whoooosh,
> > >something whips by him, going much faster!!!!
> > >
> > >"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man
> > asks
> > >himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
> >
> > >Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.
> > >
> > >Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas
> > and
> > >passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosh!
> > >
> > >He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
> > man
> > >gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of this old
> > >guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320
> > mph.
> > >
> > >Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The
> > >
> > >Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do.
> > >
> > >Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
> > rear.
> > >The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still
> > alive!!!
> > >
> > >He runs up to the old man and says, "Oh my! Is there anything I can do
> > for
> > >you?"
> > >
> > >The old man whispers, "Unhook...my suspenders from your side-view
> > mirror.
> >
> >
> >
