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post #1 of 14
Thread Starter 
And yes, I am a proud blonde!

A Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." The boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." The boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

post #2 of 14
LOL!!! Now that blonde joke I liked!
post #3 of 14
hahaha have to tell my friends that one!
post #4 of 14
very cute!

post #5 of 14
Two blondes walk into a bar.........you would have thought one of them would have seen it!
post #6 of 14
Brilliant! LOL at that one!!!!:tounge2: :tounge2: :tounge2:
post #7 of 14
The only redhead joke I've ever heard...

How do you know a redhead loves you?
You're girlfriend is being threatened and there is a bonfire in your front yard.
post #8 of 14
post #9 of 14
:LOL: Now THAT was an excellent blonde joke!!!
post #10 of 14
Excellent blond joke! (yes, I'm blond, so what)
post #11 of 14
Why did it take the blonde 7 days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago...........

she kept seeing signs that read......

stop clean bath room...

On of my favs....

Why did the blond buy a brown cow?............

to get chocolate milk...
post #12 of 14
One of my fav blonde jokes (another quasi blonde who loves these things!)

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

All the white out on the screen.
post #13 of 14
post #14 of 14
Thread Starter 
ROTFLOL at the redhead and other blonde jokes.

Here's some more:

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it said "sign here," she wrote"Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
She sold the car for gas money.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned
around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In
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