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Cats don't like computers because....
They can't look out of Windows 2000
The sleep command is not available on all platforms
It's too difficult fro them to "mark" the websites they visit.
They can't stop from pouncing on the screen when they hear "You've got mail."
They can't smell the catnip icon
Make cats keep returning to www.pethouse.com instead of working.
They're not fooled by the Kibbles & Bits screen saver.
After typing for a little while, their Carpal Paw Syndrome starts acting up.
Their meowing keeps activating the voice recognition software.
Smell-U-SmellMe is still in beta phase.
If they can't master Sit and Stay how are they going to understand advanced commands?
They keep trying to eat the mouse
They can't find the newsgroup alt.wake.master.up
They like tossing a soft object around the house better than talking dirty in a chat room
And finally, one reason some cats do like computers; on the Internet, no one knows if they are neutered.
They can't look out of Windows 2000
The sleep command is not available on all platforms
It's too difficult fro them to "mark" the websites they visit.
They can't stop from pouncing on the screen when they hear "You've got mail."
They can't smell the catnip icon
Make cats keep returning to www.pethouse.com instead of working.
They're not fooled by the Kibbles & Bits screen saver.
After typing for a little while, their Carpal Paw Syndrome starts acting up.
Their meowing keeps activating the voice recognition software.
Smell-U-SmellMe is still in beta phase.
If they can't master Sit and Stay how are they going to understand advanced commands?
They keep trying to eat the mouse
They can't find the newsgroup alt.wake.master.up
They like tossing a soft object around the house better than talking dirty in a chat room
And finally, one reason some cats do like computers; on the Internet, no one knows if they are neutered.
