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Here is a joke to get us started....

What did Mr. 0 say to Mr. 8?

" I like your belt."


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Ok so two muffins are sitting in an oven. One looks at the other and says "Holy crap its hot in here" the other looks back and says "HOLY S*** A TALKING MUFFIN!"
 
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I love simple little jokes...
those were hilarious.

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I'm a fan of lightbulb jokes myself...

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's not funny! We're suing!


haha... and yes, I am American...
 

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Originally Posted by xocats

Here is a joke to get us started....

What did Mr. 0 say to Mr. 8?

" I like your belt."


Next.....
I don't get it??


I'm sure it's simple.... HOw pathetic that I don't get it..
 

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Okay I've got one it's corny:

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said

'Who's speaking please?'

And a voice said 'You are.'
 
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Corny is good.
 

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Originally Posted by catgirl2548m

silly kitty. an 8 looks like a 0 wearing a belt.


thats okay, tho, i dont get most jokes, iether.
OHHH THAT IS FUNNY,, NOW THAT i GET IT...

 

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Okay a funny quote:

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
 

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Originally Posted by ddcats

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had Mittens.
I was actually taking a drink of my soda and almost choked on it!!

Originally Posted by angelkitty

Okay a funny quote:

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
Absolutely true.
 

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My dads favorites:

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef
 

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how do you catch a rabbit?

unique up on it.


There are 10 cats in a basket and one cat jumps out. How many are left?

None. They are all copycats!

What do you call cheese that isnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t yours?

Nacho Cheese!

Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle...
 
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