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Post a silly joke....lol
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LOL!Originally Posted by Dixie_Darlin
Why did the banana go to the Dr. ?
He wasn't "Peeling" well
Courtesy of My 5yr old
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be called a chicken sedan.
Because if it had four it would be called a chicken sedan.
Yes, I read that in readers digest. It's so true.
These are great! All my favorites have been done, but here's one:
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four -- one to change the bulb and three to discuss the Freudian implications.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four -- one to change the bulb and three to discuss the Freudian implications.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
Tell him a joke
when he's a baby!
What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
What language do they speak in Cuba?
Cubic!
Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
He was asking for directions!
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
Tell him a joke
when he's a baby!
What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
Originally Posted by Miagi's_Mommy
how do you catch a rabbit?
unique up on it.
Originally Posted by valanhb
A man walks into a bar. The second man ducks.
Good one!!
This is a great thread!!
I apologize in advance if this one is inappropriate. Please forgive me if it is.
Did you hear about Lorena Bobbitt's sister who tried to follow family tradition and do the same thing to her husband?
She had bad aim and missed. She was arrested and charged with a Misdewiener!
Did you hear about Lorena Bobbitt's sister who tried to follow family tradition and do the same thing to her husband?
She had bad aim and missed. She was arrested and charged with a Misdewiener!
How do you drown a blonde?
By putting a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool!
And I'm a blonde!
By putting a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool!
And I'm a blonde!
So am IOriginally Posted by Kitties4ever
How do you drown a blonde?
By putting a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottom of a pool!
And I'm a blonde!
How many couples does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but they have to be very, very small.....
Only one, but they have to be very, very small.....
Why did the lady walk quietly by the medicine cabinet?
She didnt want to wake the sleeping pills.
She didnt want to wake the sleeping pills.
Some silly cat jokes, lol!
whats the best place to take a cat on vaction?
the canary islands!
what is a cats least fave part of a tree?
its bark!
have you heard the story about the cat on the roof?
don't worry about it, its over your head!
where can u find a cat with no legs?
right where u left him!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sour puss!
What do you call a kitty without an eye?
A ktty
whats gray, has big ears and a trunk?
a cat going on vacation!
which side of a cat does his fur grow on?
the outside!
what kind of car does a cat drive?
a catallac!
what do u call a cat at the beach?
sandy claws!
what do cats eat 4 breakfast?
mice krispies!
what kind of cat can jump higher than a bldg?
any kind, buildngs cant' jump!
whats the best place to take a cat on vaction?
the canary islands!
what is a cats least fave part of a tree?
its bark!
have you heard the story about the cat on the roof?
don't worry about it, its over your head!
where can u find a cat with no legs?
right where u left him!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sour puss!
What do you call a kitty without an eye?
A ktty
whats gray, has big ears and a trunk?
a cat going on vacation!
which side of a cat does his fur grow on?
the outside!
what kind of car does a cat drive?
a catallac!
what do u call a cat at the beach?
sandy claws!
what do cats eat 4 breakfast?
mice krispies!
what kind of cat can jump higher than a bldg?
any kind, buildngs cant' jump!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball??
Juan on Juan
Juan on Juan
Someone help me... I still don't get it....Originally Posted by Miagi's_Mommy
how do you catch a rabbit?
unique up on it.
Originally Posted by Miagi's_Mommy
how do you catch a rabbit?
unique up on it.
Try saying it out loud -- that might help.Originally Posted by Samantha1979
Someone help me... I still don't get it....
I get the "you sneak up on it" part.
Does unique have anything to do with it?
it's horrible when you have to explain jokes to people....lol
Does unique have anything to do with it?
it's horrible when you have to explain jokes to people....lol
