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post #31 of 42
A SHRUBBERY!!!!! Ha hahahahahha I love it!
post #32 of 42
Darth BuNN is a chicken Darth BuNN is a chicken Hahaha...ha...ha..Darth BuNN is a chicken...

post #33 of 42
Thread Starter 

for that you shall endure the most horrible of punishments. You will be tied to a tree, your shoes and socks removed and a master of feet tickling shall be called upon to lay out your punishment.

By the time we have finished you will beg to have your socks back, bwahahahahaha!
post #34 of 42
My Secret weapon ............. FOOT ODOUR will stop you in your tracks Bunn boy! Your foolish attempts to distract are useless!!!! We have banded together to form an invincible army with our spatulas and our vegemite.

You shall be defeated with a single belly scratch.......you shall be defeated with a single sardine.....you shall be defeated with chocolate cake and Margaritas! Give up now before it is toooooo late you bushel of despair!
post #35 of 42
BuNN, take care with those threats, or we shall be forced to say "Nee!" to you. ( Any Monty Python fans out there?)
post #36 of 42
post #37 of 42
Thread Starter 
LOL, nice one
post #38 of 42
that viking cat thing was awesome!! I loved it!
post #39 of 42
I think you should reconcider taking over until after Valentines Day as your little kitty will NEVER forgive you if no cards of love came! The entire army may just turn against you and you would find kitty hair in your food and naughty presents in your shoes. Maybe even a hair ball or two placed on your pillow! Nothing worse than a cat army on the warpath!
post #40 of 42
Things to watch for in case Bunn has got to your kitties!!

1. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

2. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.

3. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Canada.

4. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.

5. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.

6. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step.

7. -Somebody- subscribed to a newsgroup alt.cats.world.domination.

8. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.

9. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.

10. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it."

11. Then, dead mice in the kitchen. Now, dead third world dictators in the basement.

12. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

13. Has recently been acting somewhat...aloof.

14. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.
post #41 of 42
Oh dear. I think Peedoodle, Kahu and Penka are having secret meetings. Hrmm...
post #42 of 42
BuNN you haven't been paying any attention, OUR side won this silly little war a long time ago!!!!
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