I'll have catnip at the ready for those soldiers not caught up in the yarn. With any luck, they'll be too busy chasing their tails to do anything else.
Just as I thought the great Bunn is afraid! He has not responded to either this post or the Wheres Kumbulu post! Hence forth I label him.........A Shrubbery!!!!
for that you shall endure the most horrible of punishments. You will be tied to a tree, your shoes and socks removed and a master of feet tickling shall be called upon to lay out your punishment.
By the time we have finished you will beg to have your socks back, bwahahahahaha!
My Secret weapon ............. FOOT ODOUR will stop you in your tracks Bunn boy! Your foolish attempts to distract are useless!!!! We have banded together to form an invincible army with our spatulas and our vegemite.
You shall be defeated with a single belly scratch.......you shall be defeated with a single sardine.....you shall be defeated with chocolate cake and Margaritas! Give up now before it is toooooo late you bushel of despair!
I think you should reconcider taking over until after Valentines Day as your little kitty will NEVER forgive you if no cards of love came! The entire army may just turn against you and you would find kitty hair in your food and naughty presents in your shoes. Maybe even a hair ball or two placed on your pillow! Nothing worse than a cat army on the warpath!