Wanted:Home for kids!!

catloverin_ks

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I apologize if anyones seen this, I have never seen it and found it awfully funny!!!


Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a dog,
we have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number
has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how
time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't
be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on
Monday we MUST place the children up for adoption this weekend!

They are described as:

One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light
blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He
doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing
directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all
shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very
clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does not run with
scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old.
Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament
tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is
current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and can be
affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls and little boys
but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a
one child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working
on her house training. Shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for
them. That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no
longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a
real emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or
along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new
puppy.

 

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I love that! I have seen that a few times but I still laugh my butt off every time I see it agian. It's a classic!
 
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