New owner must have little need of sleep and no sensation/nerve endings in feet, or be willing to wear shoes to bed. Combat boots preferred.
Qualified candidates must have lots of doors in the house suitable for door top surfing. A new owner with a door top within leaping distance of the bed is given high marks.
Adopters who can ignore wild jumps onto the wall at night to catch the lights from passing cars will be given preference.
The new owner will be required to provide lots of peace and quiet during the daytime so their new bengal has plenty of energy at night to disrupt their owners sleep and the sleep of any other sane cats in the house.
Last but not least, after 5 or 6 hours of nightly insanity, the new owner must acknowledge the purrs from their new bengal approximately 1 hour before the alarm goes off, and give lots of love to the cat and allow her to snuggle under the covers..........because afterall she is completely worn out.
If you feel you are qualified to be owned by this little girl, please apply SOON!
Here's the little hellion:
For any that don't know.....I'm kidding..........but good lord, she's a pain in the neck...
Qualified candidates must have lots of doors in the house suitable for door top surfing. A new owner with a door top within leaping distance of the bed is given high marks.
Adopters who can ignore wild jumps onto the wall at night to catch the lights from passing cars will be given preference.
The new owner will be required to provide lots of peace and quiet during the daytime so their new bengal has plenty of energy at night to disrupt their owners sleep and the sleep of any other sane cats in the house.
Last but not least, after 5 or 6 hours of nightly insanity, the new owner must acknowledge the purrs from their new bengal approximately 1 hour before the alarm goes off, and give lots of love to the cat and allow her to snuggle under the covers..........because afterall she is completely worn out.
If you feel you are qualified to be owned by this little girl, please apply SOON!
Here's the little hellion:
For any that don't know.....I'm kidding..........but good lord, she's a pain in the neck...