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I could have crawled into a hole and died...

post #1 of 26
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I love my husband. (You will see why I have to repeat this to myself over and over again at the end of the story)

We cut out of work early today just for the heck of it, and we happened across a breast cancer walk. A bit odd for a Friday, but fun none the less. As a large group of pink wearing ladies crossed the the street in front of us everyone started clapping. They were very thankful for the support, that is until my husband opened his big mouth. He shouted out: BOOBS RULE!

The entire crowd went silent.

I turned a very bright shade of red, then purple, then blue.

He then looked at me and said, "What? Not the best choice of words?"
post #2 of 26
OMG I would have died
post #3 of 26
Aww, I'm sure he meant well.
post #4 of 26
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Originally Posted by mbjerkness View Post
OMG I would have died
I'm quite sure that a judge would have seen it as justifiable homicide.
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Originally Posted by Arlyn View Post
Aww, I'm sure he meant well.
When he gets excited the wrong words come out.
post #5 of 26
People need to lighten up. What he said was supportive and funny. I don't know where you live, but where I live, the women would have all laughed and maybe even high-fived him. Of course, southern women have a good sense of humor.
post #6 of 26
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People need to lighten up. What he said was supportive and funny. I don't know where you live, but where I live, the women would have all laughed and maybe even high-fived him. Of course, southern women have a good sense of humor.
I think they were shocked that a very loud man was yelling at them. Most of the crowd did laugh, but I think it was because of my reaction and not what he said.
post #7 of 26
OMG I would have laughed so hard! That's just priceless!
post #8 of 26
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Originally Posted by MuttigreeMom View Post
OMG I would have laughed so hard! That's just priceless!
I would have busted up as well.
I'm actually going to buy some Save the Ta-tas t-shirts for myself, my mom, and my nieces this year for x-mas.

Nothing wrong with having a sense of humor and fighting for a cause.
post #9 of 26
I probably would of cracked up and called my husband a dork or something
post #10 of 26
Awww...I think I would have died also! Then I would have just busted out laughing! He meant well and no harm was done.
post #11 of 26
I would've slapped the back of his head, thwack!
post #12 of 26
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Originally Posted by StacyD1987 View Post
I would've slapped the back of his head, thwack!
Here ya go!
post #13 of 26
Heather, I don't blame you! I woulda
post #14 of 26
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Here ya go!
Exactly!
post #15 of 26


That brought tears of laughter to my eyes!!!
post #16 of 26
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Originally Posted by lookingglass View Post
I love my husband. (You will see why I have to repeat this to myself over and over again at the end of the story)

We cut out of work early today just for the heck of it, and we happened across a breast cancer walk. A bit odd for a Friday, but fun none the less. As a large group of pink wearing ladies crossed the the street in front of us everyone started clapping. They were very thankful for the support, that is until my husband opened his big mouth. He shouted out: BOOBS RULE!

The entire crowd went silent.

I turned a very bright shade of red, then purple, then blue.

He then looked at me and said, "What? Not the best choice of words?"
Since you say you love him, he must have had good intentions but just so I understand why you'd feel and pretty

OMIGOSH! The things they'll come up with sometimes.
post #17 of 26
Now that is a CLASSIC!!
post #18 of 26
Oh that is SOOO something Jerry would do!
post #19 of 26
I would've called him a few choice words in public then laughed afterwards
post #20 of 26
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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever View Post
Oh that is SOOO something Jerry would do!
Same here!
post #21 of 26


Thats priceless!!!
post #22 of 26
too funny!!! Hey, you should really get Michael some "save the tata's" stuff!!!!! I have a cute bumper magnet that says "save the tata's!" and i LOVE it. People always get a good laugh out of me driving around with it- and a huge chunk of proceeds from the website helps breat cancer

I think you should get him this shirt
http://www.savethetatas.com/graphicpages/awesome.html

look through the website- there's tons of funny ones!!!www.savethetatas.com

When I have kids, i'm going to get this one in the middle
http://www.savethetatas.com/catalog_kids.htm
post #23 of 26
That is so funny. I would have cracked up!

My dear BF has the habit of when he finds something that is super cool he says "Wow, thats boobies"
post #24 of 26
He's not related to Nate is he?

I think I'd have died of firstly embarrassment and then laughing, but I am sort of used to it myself. Funniest thing I can remember was when we were sitting around with a large group of friends and Nate turned to a Jewish couple and at top volume (he only has one volume setting) asked, completely seriously and in innocence, "so does your Synagogue have any special services for Christmas?" You could hear a slight hesitation in his voice towards the end of the sentence as he realised the stupidity of the question, but it was too late to stop, and he's not one to think before opening his mouth... conversation stopped completely for about 5 seconds before everyone within earshot collapsed with laughter and he tried to bury himself. He will not thank me for repeating this story
post #25 of 26
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Originally Posted by Epona View Post
He's not related to Nate is he?

I think I'd have died of firstly embarrassment and then laughing, but I am sort of used to it myself. Funniest thing I can remember was when we were sitting around with a large group of friends and Nate turned to a Jewish couple and at top volume (he only has one volume setting) asked, completely seriously and in innocence, "so does your Synagogue have any special services for Christmas?" You could hear a slight hesitation in his voice towards the end of the sentence as he realised the stupidity of the question, but it was too late to stop, and he's not one to think before opening his mouth... conversation stopped completely for about 5 seconds before everyone within earshot collapsed with laughter and he tried to bury himself. He will not thank me for repeating this story
That's too funny!

I think I'm going to have to get him a Save the Ta Ta's shirt. He'd wear it with pride!
post #26 of 26
ROTFL! I would have died of embarrassment.
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