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post #1 of 26
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Ok, so uh... Tonka was on my desk with his rear RIGHT in my face and for whatever reason (not that I had a choice) but I notice he doesn't have any..... well...... furballs
Now, the other brats are all nuetured and they have.... "furballs"..... and on our last vet visit his paperwork said "Altered feline" but didn't specify male or female.
Maybe they didn't know either
I've always been pretty good about knowing the difference but now I'm baffled.

Any advice or help?

If "he" does turn out to be a "she", I think I'll keep the name Tonka...maybe....Oh lord..... help me
post #2 of 26
lol i am sure he or she wont care, ehheeh
post #3 of 26
Well, LH is harder to tell than SH. But yeah, he should have itty bitty "nuggets" back there.

Can you grope him to see if there's anything? That's how I hafta tell on LH shelter kitties.
post #4 of 26
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Originally Posted by white cat lover View Post
Well, LH is harder to tell than SH. But yeah, he should have itty bitty "nuggets" back there.

Can you grope him to see if there's anything? That's how I hafta tell on LH shelter kitties.
uh yeah, I just did that and he/she is pretty miffed at me now (I would be too if someone tried to cope a feel on me)
But.. I didn't feel anything MIght have to have Dh help with this one...he/she may not have front claws but he darn sure has teeth..... ouch!
post #5 of 26
Well, then perhaps Tonkette it is!

Can you call the vet to ask what sex s/he is? Didn't the adoption place tell you a sex? Which may not mean anything, here we've guessed on sex on a few cats who won't have anything to do with us near their bums!
post #6 of 26
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Well, then perhaps Tonkette it is!

Can you call the vet to ask what sex s/he is? Didn't the adoption place tell you a sex? Which may not mean anything, here we've guessed on sex on a few cats who won't have anything to do with us near their bums!
On his paperwork from the vet and the shelter it just says "Altered Feline" and sex is left blank.... Poor baby....is having an idenity crisis

Wonder if I should try again.... Oh, why not? I have 9 fingers left.......
post #7 of 26
Is there any way you can feel one of the cat brats then feel Tonka's behind? That's usually how I do the ones that are hard to tell.
post #8 of 26
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Is there any way you can feel one of the cat brats then feel Tonka's behind? That's usually how I do the ones that are hard to tell.
I am not going anywhere NEAR the brats.. I do need some fingers

Well to my relief (definatly not Tonka's).... he is a boy!
I held treats in one hand and checked with the other.

He keeps giving me some nasty looks now and I'm a little worried about the retaliation of this one....

He keeps giving me looks like "You..... violated...... me.... You... shall..... die...... now"

Im a little scared now I don't think Tonka ever wanted to be this personal with someone.... frankly... I didn't want to be this personal with Tonka...

I don't think him and I will ever speak of this...


post #9 of 26
of course he is giving you dirty looks, so would i.
hmm thinking i shoudl call a animal group on you or not you molested a cat. hehehe
post #10 of 26
Poor Tonka. He may be a boy, but he's feeling so....ashamed now!
post #11 of 26
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of course he is giving you dirty looks, so would i.
hmm thinking i shoudl call a animal group on you or not you a molested cat. hehehe
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Originally Posted by white cat lover View Post
Poor Tonka. He may be a boy, but he's feeling so....ashamed now!

When I walk past him, he kinda.... crosses his legs like "Not fallin for that one again!"

Im wondering if we can ever look each other in the eyes again



post #12 of 26
hm the real question is really,
why where you looking anyway
post #13 of 26
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hm the real question is really,
why where you looking anyway
Kinda didn't have a choice with a HUGE furry butt in my face!


Maybe it was all set-up... by him and the brats... it was a ploy to have an excuse for when they destroy the house when I'm in bed tonight
post #14 of 26
Like they need an excuse?
post #15 of 26
If it makes you feel better I can't really tell with Scratch. The vet had to put on gloves and do a feel check.

You can imagine how well that went over.
post #16 of 26
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Like they need an excuse?
This is true.. They never need an excuse before

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If it makes you feel better I can't really tell with Scratch. The vet had to put on gloves and do a feel check.

You can imagine how well that went over.

um..... at least the vet used gloves.....
post #17 of 26
Poor Tonka...
post #18 of 26
It could be worse...

When we first got Poo, she'd been a street cat, and she'd had a bad case of worms that weren't responding to any of the medicine. The vet said that the next step was an enema. !! We were assured that this was a safe thing that we could do from home.

Hubby and I got a baby ear bulb syringe, and made sure all the edges were smooth. We even got some lidocaine or benzocaine numbing gel to put on her little, um, starfish. The noises that cat made!!! Talk about the dirty looks too.

What's worse is, through out her life, she had a tendancy to get impacted glands, so we had to extract them often. The poor cat probably thought we all had a fetish with her bum.
post #19 of 26
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It could be worse...

When we first got Poo, she'd been a street cat, and she'd had a bad case of worms that weren't responding to any of the medicine. The vet said that the next step was an enema. !! We were assured that this was a safe thing that we could do from home.

Hubby and I got a baby ear bulb syringe, and made sure all the edges were smooth. We even got some lidocaine or benzocaine numbing gel to put on her little, um, starfish. The noises that cat made!!! Talk about the dirty looks too.

What's worse is, through out her life, she had a tendancy to get impacted glands, so we had to extract them often. The poor cat probably thought we all had a fetish with her bum.
I'm sorry.. I don't mean to laugh but I can't help myself!

Poor kitties probably think we're weirdos!
post #20 of 26
Furballs!!!

Thats too funny....I havent ever heard them referred to furballs!
post #21 of 26
Oh gosh, I laughed till I cried! Poor Tonka -- first you neuter him, then you start treating him as a sex object...
post #22 of 26
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Oh gosh, I laughed till I cried! Poor Tonka -- first you neuter him, then you start treating him as a sex object...
I told DH about it and he said "Oh great, next thing I know you're gonna be looking at KITTY porn"
post #23 of 26
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Oh gosh, I laughed till I cried! Poor Tonka -- first you neuter him, then you start treating him as a sex object...
Hehe, isn't this some sort of animal rights violation???

My Tonk (Pogue) has little brown puffs on his otherwise creme bum... his puffs are pointed too.
post #24 of 26
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Hehe, isn't this some sort of animal rights violation???

My Tonk (Pogue) has little brown puffs on his otherwise creme bum... his puffs are pointed too.
OMG! Puffs on his "furballs"...... I....... I've GOT to get my mind out of the gutter...
post #25 of 26
OMG this thread
post #26 of 26
Seriously, ...it's so funny.. it's like putting a neon sign on his puffy fluffy (recently snipped) parts.. we sit here and laugh at them, 'cause it's just too cute.
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