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Hi to my Friends
I really appreciate all of the great replies. Happy you found the humor in this poem as it was meant to be .
I love that you shared your poems ,one liners and
they were hilarious gave me a good laugh.
You guys are the best
I really appreciate all of the great replies. Happy you found the humor in this poem as it was meant to be .
I love that you shared your poems ,one liners and
You guys are the best
Originally Posted by CarolPetunia
Boy, that's the truth!
That´s the spirit of TCS!Originally Posted by heavenangels
Hi to my Friends
I really appreciate all of the great replies. Happy you found the humor in this poem as it was meant to be .
I love that you shared your poems ,one liners andthey were hilarious gave me a good laugh.
You guys are the best
This is reminiscent of the line in Wynonna's song "Men": "You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em."
Amen to that!
I was watching Bruce Almighty last night and heard this one...
Behind every good man is a woman.... rolling her eyes!
Behind every good man is a woman.... rolling her eyes!
i wuz such an idiot yday for taking this too serious. here are some funnies to make up 4 it.
How are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
How are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
u guys like them? i have some more 4 u then.
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Catgirl.....What a come back from yesterday
and to think you were hiding all theses one liners.........
WAY TO GO GIRL FRIEND..
and to think you were hiding all theses one liners.........
WAY TO GO GIRL FRIEND..
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Ok Karl One could be uncertain as to how to answer...I'll take a go at it and say but of course
he is. Just taking a guess is this your dilemma
