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How To Achieve Calmness In Our Lives

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Thread Starter 
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and tonight, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest
of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
post #2 of 16
OMG,, THAT was too funny...
post #3 of 16
Hmmm....lemme go see what I can finish off!
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post #6 of 16
Drinks at my place!!!
post #7 of 16
I can't stop laughing about this!
post #8 of 16
Thread Starter 
Originally Posted by GailC View Post
Drinks at my place!!!
Please make mine a margarita!!
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post #10 of 16

Very good advice!
post #11 of 16

lol at first I thought this was serious and felt concerned... thank you for that break in the seriousness of the day!!!!!
post #12 of 16
I'm checkin out the cupboards
post #13 of 16
No liquor, but lots of chocolate!
post #14 of 16
That's great! I was thinking as I began to read it, man, I hate Dr. Phil, what kind of crap did he come up with now? I laughed so hard!
post #15 of 16
LOL, funny!!!
post #16 of 16
Oh my god I can't breathe from laughing so hard!
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