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New Year's Resolutions

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Resolutions, you can kep!

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

2. STOP execising. Waste of time.

3. Read less. Makes you think.

4. Watch more TV. You've been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more - starting tomorrow.

6. Stop bringing lunch from home - eat out more.

7. Get in a whole NEW rut!

8. Spend your summer vacation in cyberspace.

9. Don't eat cloned meat.

10. Create loose ends.

11. Get more toys.

12. Get further in debt.

13. Don't believe politicians.

14. Break at least one traffic law.

15. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.

16. Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.

17. Associate with even worse business clients.

18. Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.

19. Wait around for opportunity.

20. Focus on the faults of others.

21. Mope about faults.

22. NEVER make New Year's resolutions again!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
post #2 of 2
1. Love to go to work at 6 every morning!
2 Smile all the time!
3 Keep the house clean !
4 Eat right!
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