Clean Joke (religious but very funny) :)

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A line was forming at the gates of Heaven. First guy in line hands his paper to St. Peter. St. Peter reads it and tells him "Ok, you are a Presbyterian I see. Please go down the hall and go in the 2nd door on the left with the other Presbyterians"...."But be very quiet when you pass the first door on the left."

Second guy moves up, hands his paper to St. Peter. He reads it and says "Ok, you are a Lutheran - they are in the 4th door on the right side"...."but be VERY quiet when you pass the first door on the left."

Now the third guy in line is listening to everything so far; he hands his paper to St. Peter. St. Peter reads it and says to him "You are a Baptist, please go to the 3rd door on the left"..."be very quiet when you pass the first door."

The third guy starts walking, then turns back and says to St. Peter. "I don't get it, WHO is in the first room that we have so darn quiet?"

St. Peter said in a whisper...."that room is for the Catholics...they THINK they are the ONLY ones here in Heaven"

 
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