I have been banished to my room (Bill is wrapping my presents) so, I have to come here and play. I thought that this was a hoot!
CAT'S CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse.
'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him
And tore him apart -
Ate his mouse intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
Which made him take pause -
He stopped daintily licking
The blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kityy
(That quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
The chimnet like that.
Indeed, it was ol' Santa
so jolly and fat,
With a huge load of presents
And all for the cat!
Wow, the best Christmas, ever!
Kitty thought, with a purr.
Then, he coughed up a hairball
And shed some more fur!
(With apologies, to Clement Moore)
CAT'S CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse.
'Cuzz the cat had pounced on him
And tore him apart -
Ate his mouse intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
Which made him take pause -
He stopped daintily licking
The blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa," thought Kityy
(That quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
The chimnet like that.
Indeed, it was ol' Santa
so jolly and fat,
With a huge load of presents
And all for the cat!
Wow, the best Christmas, ever!
Kitty thought, with a purr.
Then, he coughed up a hairball
And shed some more fur!
(With apologies, to Clement Moore)
