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NEW COURSES AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN

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>Women think they already know everything, but wait! Training courses are

>now available for women on the following Subjects.

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>1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

>2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

>3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

>4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game

>5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

>6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

>7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

>8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

>9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

>10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

>11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

>12. Introduction to Parking

>13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

>14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

>15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

>16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

>17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

>18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

>19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His

>20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

>21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

>22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

>23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

>24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

>25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

>26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

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2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

That's the best part of earning money - making those big deposits!

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

That's one of my big pet peeves. Most men who think they have to park this way need to take that class, too. Just today, some stupid MAN in a pickup for an asphalt service HAD to park backed in, but apparently couldn't decide which space to park in. He parked right in the middle of two! GGGRRRR!

The white male is the single most donwtrodden and persecuted demgraphic in this nation. It's not only accepted to berate men, some consider it funny!
It's my opinion that all people, regardless of race or sex, have the capacity to screw up, do stupid things, and make other people angry. No one sex or race does it more frequently than any other race or sex.

If you wanna talk about bad driving . . .
how come 8 out of ten cars that cut me off and then drive way slow on the freeway have little Icthus fish stuck on their trunks?
Think about it.

Sorry, this is a sore subject with me.
Didn't mean to preach!
-Ryan

Hey Ryan, if it's any consolation, on the West Coast a few years ago there was a joke about DWA (Driving While Asian)

I think some of the worst drivers are the little old ladies who can't see over the steering wheel. Scary.

I've never head that joke.
I can't stand behind descrimination of any type.
or, maybe I'm just to darn sensitive and should get over it!
I know the world will never change.
-Ryan

We were visiting my s/o's aunt in San Francisco in the early 90s. I guess they have so many Asians there, chances are there are a lot of bad Asian drivers. Around here, people always say the New York drivers and Maryland drivers are bad. I'm sure we Pennsylvanians get out share of it in other states, too.

I never noticed the fish thing, I'll have to start watching. I have noticed that many of the people who cut me off are older, maybe they just can't pay attention as well.

I don't think anyone really knows what they're doing behind the wheel. Most people don't drive by the book -they listen to the radio, they eat, they drink, they talk to themselves (or maybe that's just me). And then you get these people that drive like they're Luke Duke. My dad is one of these people. He is one with the car. He jerks the thing around like a ragdoll, whipping into just-barely-big-enough spaces between moving cars without even blinking. He learned to drive from Starsky (or was it Hutch?)
I think the wierdest thing about driving is when you get that "road hypnosis . . ." you just start to phase out for no reason. It's scary. I think this probably happens more often to old people, but I don't know.
Of course, some people just don't care. Their brains dart from subject to subject and they don't take any time to think about what they're doing before they do it.
I hate those people!
-Ryan