Ow! Ow! Ow!

BO! It hurts when you grab meowmy's bathing suit strings and try to climb up them!

I know you thing it's some mysterious, black, stringy creature coming out of my neck but is it totally neccessary to hang from it? You're not a kitten anymore. You're 10lbs and the skin on the back of my neck can't support you! It hurts, causes meowmy to scream, and you to dig your claws in deeper and push off of me... This is NOT a good thing.


Can you say ouch?

oh wow! i bet that hurt!

OUCH!!!!!! You poor thing! That has got to hurt! Make sure you get some cream put on the scratches so they don't get infected!

Silly cat - they think they can do what they want!

I guess you cat was trying to convince you to suntan naked to avoid those nasty tan lines!